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    11/13/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Maybe they were shooting the new Super Mario Bros movie? #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Loved the music and sound effects...lol. #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    I'm more interested in that magical vanishing truck. #marioandluigiassault
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/12/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Revenge? #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    It's-a-me! Mario! Give-a me my fuckin money! #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    They must have been on shrooms. #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    @Software_Goddess: Well that explains why their tall. #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    I love how that idiot just stands around and watches.
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/12/09

    @Noobs-R-Us: He was one of the guys in the cab, so, he may just be like, whatever dude, you can fight the hack if you want. #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Amateurs. You're supposed to jump on his head, and kick him so he slides away. #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: But you have to make sure you jump over him when he bounces back towards you. #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Is that guy in a white suit with white patent leather shoes and a pimp cane? Only in Staten Island. #marioandluigiassault
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    11/12/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking: hilarious and he walks away like nothing happened. #marioandluigiassault
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    07/13/09

    In reply to Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting
    "The Longueira family says they will sue"



    arguably a more disgusting idea than falling into a sewer.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/12/09

    In reply to Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting
    She's got about 3 months to find a lawyer stupid and skeezy enough to take up the case. She's got scrapes and bruises. That puts the pain&suffering settlement value around $1000 max, irrespective of fault.



    Personally, I wouldn't represent her. The case defines the "culpable conduct of plaintiff" affirmative defense. From a defense standpoint, this is the kind of defend-to-the-end case that I love. I'd start off with a demand for her cell-phone records for the past two years and portray the girl as a texting fiend.



    At the end of the day, there's a good chance that a Staten Island jury would find the girl to be a dopey teen. Just load the jury with people over the age of 55. It's a cartoonish fact pattern and it doesn't engender a lot of sympathy.
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    Image of Maori_Yelir Maori_Yelir
    07/12/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: The one thing they would jump on is the fact that the cones were missing. Unfortunately with all the damn regulations in place they might have a chance because there was no marker. They wouldn't win a lot of money even if they did but either way the city is going to be so far up the ass of anyone that does work involving manholes it's going to just help to create more stupid laws and regulations about nothing just because soem 15 year old brat had to text "omg no wai" to her BFF Jill.
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    07/12/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: It was her friends phone, not hers. Also, would you have enough premtory challenges during voir dire to get that jury you want?
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    07/12/09

    @Maori_Yelir: Liability is more complex than that. First of all, how much time had elapsed from opening the manhole to the accident?



    Second, there is still the defense of "open and obvious condition". There is no duty to warn or barricade against the open and obvious.



    Third, there is the girl's own culpable conduct in failing to see what there is to be seen - like an open manhole.



    This would be a suit against NYC-DEP - pursuant to Gen. Mun. 50, she has 90 days to file a Notice of Claim. Then there's the 50-h hearing and the 50-i physical examination.



    Finally, she's going to have to hope that she gets a somewhat sympathetic judge. The Administrative Judge for Richmond County, Justice Philip Minardo, is notoriously hard-nosed. As a defense attorney, I'd love to have this case in his Part.



    This isn't a summary judgment case from a plaintiff's point-of-view. It is highly defensible and from the fact pattern, I'd evaluate a liability split of at least 50/50 with 25% liability on defendants likely and 10% liability on defendants well within the realm of possibility.



    Moreover, the injuries are bumps and bruises. A bulging disc is worth about $15,000 in Richmond County. She doesn't have a bulging disc; she has abrasions and contusions. The max settlement value assuming 100% liability is $5,000.



    I'd make a pre-suit offer of $1,000, a pre-deposition offer of $2,000, and after that take a no-pay position all the way.
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    07/12/09

    @3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDa...: Doesn't work quite like that. It's not subtracting from the panel.



    We take 6 people at a time from a panel, do voir dire, and see if there's anyone there we don't like. The panel usually skews older anyway. Plus, after two rounds, we get some bonus strikes.



    It's like a psychotic Monopoly game.
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    07/12/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Nothing on the fact that it was not HER phone, but rather a friends, and the friend did not warn her? Couldn't you argue negligence on the friend as she did not do what any "right person would" in warning her?
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    07/13/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I'm not siding with the girl for being dummy and not watching where she was walking.

    But from a legal stand point, WHY was the man hole open BEFORE there was "deliniation" done.

    "Deliniation" here being the key word. Deliniation in engineering road work means traffic cones, soft or hard barricades, flashers or etc...

    If the DEP guys were "looking" for cones when she fell in. Case is done. She won.

    If deliniation is not there to "highlight or call attention" to an item, you might not see it with your peripheral vision... black pavement/black hole you get the picture. Even a driver can drive into it.


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    07/12/09

    In reply to Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting
    Ha! My ACME roll-up manhole worked!
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    07/11/09

    In reply to Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting
    I'd have laughed more if she was actually hurt. Call me what you want, but that's Darwinism at work right there. Was really wishing for a cop today when I was driving south on I75 in a construction zone and some moron goes flying by with his cell on the top of the wheel texting.
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    Image of ITLawMan ITLawMan
    07/11/09

    In reply to Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting
    Sadly, from a libel standpoint, they DO have a case against the city.



    Yay, for being a strain on the city's already strained finances! Frivolous lawsuits that you can win, yaaaaay!
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    07/12/09

    @ITLawMan: Libel? It what way did the city commit defamation?
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    07/12/09

    @ITLawMan: I don't understand how this in any way qualifies as libel.
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    Image of drokcab drokcab
    07/11/09

    In reply to Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting
    God damn, I'm going to text and fall down a flight of stairs and sue the owners of the building.

    This shit is so frivolous. She deserved it.
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    07/11/09

    @drokcab: Just the way the mom's portrayed though, saying that she was also "mentally injured." I mean, c'mon.
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    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    07/11/09

    @sonicsurge: Mentally injured? If that were me, I'd shower for about 3 hours, burn my clothes I had on, and sit back for a good laugh about falling into a sewer...
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    07/11/09

    @drokcab: Unfortunately, I think the parent's might have a case in that there should have been warning signs (even if someone was off looking for them).



    There's a reason people cover their asses with asinine warnings.
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    07/11/09

    @Con Seannery: I'm with you. I'd also let it be the last time I texted without paying attention to my surroundings. She's lucky she only fell into a manhole, and didn't walk into traffic or something truly dangerous. People are stupid!
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    07/12/09

    @Con Seannery: That's exactly what I did after my last date. How'd you know?
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