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09/28/09
Ok ok, sorry, bad monday.
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09/28/09
I'm thinking about making one myself.
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09/29/09
And as an added bonus, if you happen to tip it over, it's self-extinguishing. You know, as long as it's actually in the bathtub.
09/28/09
*Authentic tiny real trash filled barge not included.
09/28/09
I'm pretty sure that's not how real steamboats work. But this little gal can be forgiven for being so darn cute.
09/28/09
Now if only all things in life were forgiven so easily...
09/28/09
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Please come back with one that is shaped like a penis or at least curved to hit the g-spot!
05/03/09
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05/03/09
They've hit the bottom of the barrel in terms of good ideas. Only thing left now is anal cogs. Yummy.
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05/03/09
You know, now that you said that I want it.
No wait. I want a holodeck with any man I desire!
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