Watch Steve Ballmer Flip The Fuck Out To The Music Of Fergie

Fergie performed between quarters of the Clippers-Lakers game at Staples Center tonight. Clips owner Steve Ballmer, uh ... enjoyed it? I think that's what he's doing, here? Enjoying? That or just straight-up raging out. I can't really tell. » 1/08/15 10:02am 1/08/15 10:02am

Steve Ballmer Carried On Like A Maniac At The Clippers' Fan Festival

Steve Ballmer, who just bought the Los Angeles Clippers for $2 billion and is also that guy who screamed "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!" at a conference one time, greeted Clippers fans at a fan festival today. He spent a good portion of his speech screaming like a crazy person, obviously. » 8/18/14 6:41pm 8/18/14 6:41pm

29 New, Ballmer-Friendly Logos for the LA Clippers

Photoshop Contest: Give the LA Clippers a New, Ballmer-Friendly Logo

As you may have heard, former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is now the official owner of the Los Angeles Clippers. And considering he paid a whopping $2 billion for the team, we want to make sure he's getting his money's worth. Let's give Steve a logo he can be proud of. » 8/12/14 6:06pm 8/12/14 6:06pm

​Meet Steve Ballmer, The New Los Angeles Clippers Owner (Probably)

It looks more or less settled that former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will be the next owner of the Los Angeles Clippers. That's fantastic news! Here's what you need to know about LA's sweaty new sports fixture. » 6/02/14 12:04pm 6/02/14 12:04pm

Report: Steve Ballmer Agrees To Buy Clippers For $2 Billion (Updated)

The LA Times is reporting that Steve Ballmer, the hugely Photoshoppable former Microsoft CEO, has agreed to buy the Los Angeles Clippers for $2 billion, winning the bidding war to take over ownership from Donald Sterling. » 5/29/14 7:19pm 5/29/14 7:19pm

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Looks Like Steve Ballmer's First Tweets Are From an iPhone (Updated)

Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer popped up on Twitter tonight, and, if this really is his account, it looks like it hasn't taken long for his loyalties to start shifting. Two out of his first four tweets have been sent from an iPhone. » 4/17/14 10:00pm 4/17/14 10:00pm

This Guy Just CCed All of Microsoft By Accident

A little Friday advice: if you work for one of the great mammoths in the history of technology, and your faltering CEO just emailed to say he's departing, make sure you click the right buttons when you reply. » 8/23/13 12:45pm 8/23/13 12:45pm

56 Steve Ballmer Photoshops in Honor of His Retirement

Microsoft announced today that Steve Ballmer would be retiring within the next 12 months, after decades of service to the company—including the last several as CEO. Ballmer did a lot to and for Microsoft, but the man's greatest legacy might just be this Photoshop contest we originally ran back in 2009. » 8/23/13 9:28am 8/23/13 9:28am

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Will Retire in the Next Year

Microsoft just announced that its CEO, Steve Ballmer, will retire within the next 12 months. He'll remain in his current position until Microsoft finds his replacement. » 8/23/13 9:05am 8/23/13 9:05am

Microsoft's Corporate Shakeup Further Merges Windows Products

In a move that only further closes the gap between the quickly merging Windows worlds, Microsoft has shuffled itself around in what Steve Ballmer terms "a far-reaching realignment of the company." » 7/11/13 9:14am 7/11/13 9:14am

Steve Ballmer's Buying the Sacramento Kings and Bringing Basketball…

Steve Ballmer rules and now he rules even more because he's supposedly about to buy the Sacramento Kings and move them back to Seattle. We'll now open the floor to team name ideas. » 1/09/13 4:07pm 1/09/13 4:07pm

The President of Windows Steven Sinofsky Is Leaving Microsoft

In another big shake up of powerful tech executives, Steven Sinofsky, the President of the Windows Division at Microsoft, is out. AllThingsD is reporting that Sinofsky is leaving amidst "growing tension between Sinofsky and other top executives". He was once seen as the heir apparent at Microsoft, someone who could … » 11/12/12 8:36pm 11/12/12 8:36pm

Steve Ballmer: Surface Sales Are "Modest," But Wait for Surface Pro

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is an able champion for his brand, but even he couldn't muster up much enthusiasm over sales of his Surface RT tablet in a recent interview with a French newspaper. Unless something was seriously lost in translation, sales of Microsoft's slate have been "modest" so far—but just you wait… » 11/12/12 9:16am 11/12/12 9:16am

Translating Steve Ballmer's Letter to Microsoft Into Real Talk

Steve Ballmer just wrote a letter to Microsoft shareholders about the future of Microsoft and to update them on how much money they're printing with Office and the Enterprise market. The letter is mostly a bore fest but Ballmer points Microsoft's future towards devices. Meaning, Microsoft believes in making actual … » 10/09/12 9:20pm 10/09/12 9:20pm

Steve Ballmer Suggests That Surface Isn't Going to Try to Beat Anyone…

We're well into tablet season with the release of the new Kindles and the almost certain release of the iPad Mini next month, but Microsoft's Surface is in the game too, though we know quite little about it. In an interview with the Seattle Times, CEO Steve Ballmer was kind enough to mention the "sweet spot" for… » 9/16/12 9:00am 9/16/12 9:00am

Microsoft Said "Surface" a Bajillion Times Last Night

While watching yesterday's Microsoft keynote, we couldn't help but notice just how many times "Surface" was repeated. No, seriously; here's every single one of them. » 6/19/12 11:47am 6/19/12 11:47am