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”Woz Succinctly Analyzes the iPhone 3G
Leave it to Steve Wozniak to put the hysteria in check.
"A little faster downloading of webpages, and it has a GPS [Global Positioning System] chip built in. But, you know, these aren't, like, break-the-bank items...A lot of the people I know just aren't going to upgrade yet.
Then again, the guy was planning to stand in line to score his new iPhone... [Macworld]
Important News! Kathy Griffin Never Slept With Steve Wozniak
Those sly birds had us fooled! Their are they/aren't they relationship—which ended, but Kathy Griffin is still talking about—apparently wasn't a relationship at all. Or at least, wasn't one that involved any exchange of bodily fluids. More »Wozniak and Kathy Griffin End Relationship
Woz and Kathy Griffin have been dating since mid '07, but their relationship has just come to an end. Strangely. Via email. Griffin has this to say:
"As a matter of fact," she added, "I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else... I think he might be married. I don't really know that for sure, though."
We're still not sure what happened between the 47-year-old Griffin and the 57-year-old Woz, but we suppose that fewer details are better in this case. [US Magazine via VW]
Woz Wants YOU to Play Segway Polo
We tuned in for Woz's grand Segway polo match today. Aside from the simultaneously eerie and warm feeling we got from Steve Wozniak's shirt bearing a striking resemblance to our old high school's band booster wear, we weren't able to enjoy much of the very short broadcast of the match. In fact, we have no idea who won, cried, made out with Kathy Griffen or anything. More »Epcot Ride Reopens With Steve...err...We Think It's Woz
Last week we ran a rumor that Epcot's new Spaceship Earth ride had screwed Woz, and that Steve Jobs alone would be immortalized in Disney animatronics. Now that the ride has opened to select guests, we've confirmed that the ride does indeed feature a long-haired, scruffy man tinkering away at a computer in a garage. But we're not sure which Steve he is. And the narration is little help, only mentioning "the late 70s" and a "garage in California," so it's ultimately inconclusive.
But if we had to call it one way or the other? Our money's actually on Woz. And we Photoshopped a side-by-side and everything, just to prove our point.
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Steve Jobs to be Featured in Epcot Without Woz?
Epcot's SpaceShip Earth ride was a little dated, so it's been undergoing a major overhaul. And according to Distant Creations blog, a certain Apple celebrity will be making an appearance. Tinkering on a computer in his garage, the bearded "Jesus version" Jobs will be creating an early prototype Apple computer...alone. More »Woz Supports iPhone Rebels, Stings Jobs
You think that Steve Wozniak (sexy hunk on left) has already filled as much of your techie heart as humanly possible, and then he starts dating Kathy Griffin and you kind of don't know how that makes you feel because you were never much of a fan, and then he blesses iPhone unlockers everywhere with his glorious, sweaty Woz hands.From a business point of view, Apple owns what they have done. They have a right to lock it. But I am really for the unlockers, the rebels trying to make it free.We're liking this...rebels. More »
Wozthy Engagement See-Saw: Kathy and Woz NOT Engaged?
These two are milking all this "did they, didn't they" press for all it's worth, but apparently the latest status is that Woz and Kathy G. aren't engaged. Is this true, or is this just one of her wonderful "jokes" that propelled her into the Z-list along with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin? [E!]Woz and Kathy Griffin Exhibit Courting Rituals on Emmy Red Carpet
First it was a rumor, then it was a smashed rumor, later on it was a rekindled, adjusted rumor, and now it's just awkward. Yes, Woz and Kathy Griffin went to the Emmys together last night, although why either of them were invited isn't exactly clear. I don't think I can continue writing this post without it dissolving into me sounding like a high school bully making fun of dorky couples at the prom, so I'll just leave you with the photos.
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PodBrix to Release Young Woz and Jobs Playset Made of LEGO
You'd better hurry up and get in line, because the limited-edition Young Woz and Jobs Playset is going on sale in just two days. Tomy will be cranking out this little PodBrix set made out of modified LEGO, featuring the young Steve Jobs and his Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak working in Steve's parents' garage to create one of the first Apple computers. It looks like they're well on their way toward Appledom in this set, though, because that looks more like an Apple II than that primitive first PC created by the dynamic duo.
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