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Steve Ballmer Rendered in BSODs
Hundreds of photos of BSODs arranged into the visage of Steve Ballmer, a stabbing, probing, flicking tongue protruding from the gaping maw in the center. Here's the tongue—oh God—up close, so you can see some of the photos: More »Apple vs Microsoft Wars Pit Shareholders Against Steve Ballmer
This year's Microsoft shareholder meeting wasn't a lot of fun for Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer and Chairman Bill Gates, thanks to shareholders grilling him about Apple and the iPhone with questions like the above. Ballmer smacked him right back: More »Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
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There's no love lost between Google and Microsoft, at least based on a recent interview with Google CEO Eric Schmidt. More »Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
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Most of you may not have 16 minutes to spare on this, and probably don't care anyway, but I promised to post the full video, if only so you can understand the context of our five highlighted segments. More »The Today Show Helps Microsoft Launch Windows 7 On a MacBook Pro
Good thing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer didn't turn around during his spot on The Today Show. Clearly, someone at NBC either really loves Macs or can't tell the difference between a MacBook and a PC. More »Ballmer Optimistic About Win 7, But Says Vista Is "Very Popular"
Microsoft Says No Xbox Blu-ray Drives Period, Says Ballmer Was Talking About PCs
In a revised statement, Microsoft says it has "no plans" to introduce any Blu-ray add-on for the Xbox 360. But—despite the fact they watched the same video you did—they claim Ballmer was referring to the PC. More »Ballmer on Those Crazy Ballmer YouTube Videos
This is the one you've waited for, where I get Steve to talk about his animalistic YouTube persona. But how do you ask calm collected Steve about crazy sweaty Steve? Very carefully. More »Ballmer on Zune: Sometimes You Get It Right The Third Time?
Live From the Windows 7 Launch
We're at the official Windows 7 launch. The Ballmer, of course, is going to be doing a WAHOO speech. We're told there'll be some surprises, too. Updated live. More »Ballmer on the Smartphone Race: "It Doesn't Matter What the Critics Say"
Ballmer Talks Natal, Says Blu-ray Add-On for Xbox Coming
In the first segment of our exclusive Steve Ballmer interview series, the Microsoft CEO and I talk about Natal, the blurring of console generations, and the surprising assertion that "you'll be able to get" Blu-ray add-on drives for Xbox 360. More »Ballmer: "The Internet Is Not Designed For The iPhone"
Is it State the Obvious Day? Steve Ballmer proclaims that the Internet was not designed for a device that wasn't even a glimmer in Steve Jobs' eye when the Internet came to be. More »PC Makers May Have Too Much Stock, Deals On the Way?
Sounds like PC makers might have missed Ballmer's call for tempered Windows 7 expectations. There's a chance that they're sitting on a glut of inventory now, is there any hope that excess stock will translate to even better holiday deals? More »Steve Ballmer: There's a Slight Chance Windows 7 Could Be Vista All Over Again
Things I didn't expect to read today, part II: Steve Ballmer saying that the Windows 7 launch could in fact resemble Vista's very grisly debut: More »Steve Ballmer Speaks the Language of Surrender, Perfectly
Oh, of course Steve Ballmer speaks "careful, well-pronounced" French perfectly and France loves him back because he's "one of us." [WSJ]Can You Endure 14 Steve Ballmer Videos Back to Back?
Here's your chance to find out my friends. Oobject has complied 14 examples of Steve Ballmer selling Microsoft with a side order of crazy. Check it out—if you dare. [Oobject]