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    Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal

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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    07/20/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal
    woz is a very aggressive player, but manages to maintain civility at all times. I once rubbed wheels with him, causing him to stack pretty hard. While riding a segway that he loaned to me. Suffice to say I felt like an asshole - until the next week, when he accidentally smashed my thumb with his mallet.
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    07/19/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal
    in the big picture this only reinforces my impression that he's a very cool guy who has a lot of fun doing his own thing.

    I wish him wellness and happiness in all things.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/18/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal
    i love the action photo. got a little tuft of grass flying with a full extension and solid contact. should we expect to see this on sports center tonight? or at least on espn the ocho.
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    07/18/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal
    no, actually I didn't shoot well and blew some opportunities here in Cologne - but our team is good and hoping to win it all.
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    07/18/09

    @stevewoz:is there still a break to stomp the divots?
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    07/18/09

    @switchblade saints: Skid marks?
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    07/18/09

    @philibuster: exactly haha.
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    07/18/09


    @stevewoz: what are the league requirements for players. seems like there are some young characters playing. seems like a nice gig for some of the yougsters
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    07/18/09

    @stevewoz: Best of luck, Woz.
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    07/19/09

    @switchblade saints: Your daddy needs to make over $250k
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    07/19/09

    @stevewoz: Are there any other sports you'd try to play on a Segway?
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    Image of tehdorkz tehdorkz
    07/18/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal
    Segway Polo World Championsips? WOLRD Championships? Really?! There must be a hidden footnote or sidenote or something.
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    Image of Greg Lloyd Greg Lloyd
    07/18/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal
    It. Is. Awesome.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    07/18/09

    @Greg Lloyd: Woz. Is. Awesome.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Car Salesman
    Woz. Is. Awesome.
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    Image of Dallifornia Dallifornia
    07/16/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Car Salesman
    If he was hawking the Black Gold 280ZX, then there would be a Giz-Jalop crossover to end all crossovers.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Steve Wozniak, Car Salesman
    Greatest advert ever!
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    Image of Anunnaki Anunnaki
    07/16/09

    @toreil: I think you mean:

    "Best. Ad. Ever."
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    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I am very sad for Torvalds not being there, considering how many things work on Linux these days. Very bad job Giz. You made me (and more readers) very bitter.
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    Image of FuzzysFriedChicken FuzzysFriedChicken
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    No mention of Jobs on LSD?
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    07/15/09

    @FuzzysFriedChicken: Jobs is very sensitive to this. Giz wouldn't want to bite the ballsack they're licking.
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    Image of Chris Tomalty Chris Tomalty
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    What about Torvalds?
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    07/15/09

    @LegoAddict: Maybe when Linux makes it to the desktop ;)
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    Image of jrghoull jrghoull
    07/15/09

    @UnderLoK:



    hahah he does have a point though. though linux is still small in the desktop world, it's used to run alot of commercial and business tech and all the companies mentioned above i'm sure use it to some extent.
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    07/15/09

    @jrghoull: Hey, I gave props to Michael Widenius (MySQL) below!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I solved the Pancake Problem by the time I was 10.



    x = P + (P x M oz.) + 2B + E *3 + SB where SB > 5.



    P equals the number of pancakes in a stack

    M equals Maple Syrup

    B equals Butter Pats

    E equals Eggs (sunnyside up)

    SB equals a Side of Bacon



    Any stack of Pancakes is to be covered in a number of ounces of warm Maple Syrup equal to the number of Pancakes plus 2 Pats of Butter plus Three Eggs Sunnyside Up, with a Side of Bacon of no less than 6 rashers of Bacon.



    Using this formula, you will have a crazy delicious breakfast and be able to have a rad day sledding and throwing snowballs, providing there is adequate snow to shut down the schools and permit reindeer games.
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    07/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: That's great, but did you happen to stumble upon the post-sledding optimum hot-chocolate to marshmallow ratio in your adventures? Remember: for every 8 ounces of cocoa, you must have no less then 10 mini-marshmallows. Real ones, too, none of that freeze-dried crap.
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    Image of Grendel Grendel
    07/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Blasphemy!! Outrage!!



    I will kindly... provide the correction..



    Whereby;



    X = n[(P + MP) + B + E + Hb] + [(Sb^n+1) +(Sb)]



    => Whereby



    n is a function of number of times ordered based on the Munchies Theorem



    Hb Equals a Side Hash Browns

    And SB, is a Side of Bacon as function of n whereas Sb>2 with respect (and dictated by) the quantum laws of porker preservation while oak smoke flavor is super saturated by coffee sipping.



    But you were 10, so I guess you may be gradually forgiven.
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    Image of RamonaAepytus RamonaAepytus
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I've actually met and talked with Dean Kamen! It was awesome.
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    07/15/09

    @RamonaAepytus: It always amazes me how excited that guy is. If his other ventures didn't work out he could always take over for Oxyclean.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    Poor Larry Ellison. Even as the fourth richest person in the world he's already forgotten.
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    07/15/09

    @bosskev: He is a shrimp compared to Michael Widenius... Not in dollars mind you.
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    07/15/09

    @bosskev: who?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/15/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: Uh...the co-founder and CEO of Oracle Corporation (think databases), one of the world's largest business software companies?
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    07/15/09

    @bosskev: what corporation?
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    07/15/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: OK, fine, I fell for it.
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    07/16/09

    @bosskev: heh... Homerpalooza... classic.
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