This looks straight out of some exotic place—we're guessing Japan—where a straight nose is important enough to make a gadget for. We're not convinced that Cleopatra's was the ultimate in shnozzes, but if this is "indispensable for your beautiful nose, you wouldn't miss a chance", then we're in for five.
Being a male not based in the UK, I had no idea these straightening iron vending machines existed. Well, they do. Beautiful Vending installed 500 of these machines in various locales around the UK, allowing females—or males, if they want—to straighten their hair in 90 second intervals for a pound each ($1.85).