Watching adorable dogs kissing for the first ti—ok, that's enough

OK, folks, we started this whole strangers kissing viral craze and we have had enough of it. This video of dogs kissing for the first time is the end of this stupid trend. They are not models and they like to sniff each other's butts and that's all we need. Enough is enough, people. Carry on. » 3/15/14 2:12am 3/15/14 2:12am

This dude has eaten only cheese pizza for the last 25 years

This is Dan, a 38-old-year old woodworker from Maryland who claims he has only eaten pizza for the last 25 years. Cheese pizza. Exclusively. He says he didn't stop eating it despite being diagnosed with diabetes. That's when doctors told him he had to change his diet if he didn't want to lose his life or his limbs. » 3/01/14 2:26am 3/01/14 2:26am

Psycho human dragged his head on the ground on a motorcycle turn

Christ. An awesome lunatic wasn't happy with just dragging his knee while making a high speed motorcycle turn so he decided to lay his head and drag that on the gravel too. Because, well, there's nothing cooler (or more out there) than scraping your noggin' on the street while going well past the reasonable speed limit … » 1/23/14 7:30pm 1/23/14 7:30pm

Car for soccer moms and FBI agents has 6 USB ports and 6 power outlets

This horrible new tank—the shamelessly named 2015 Chevy Suburban—is the only car with six USB ports and six power outlets. Doesn't that sound stupidly overkill? Not in suburban America! Just imagine all those kids playing Candy Crush on their iPads while they are not using the USB ports for their surveillance… » 9/12/13 3:26pm 9/12/13 3:26pm

Haha, Watch a Taser Do Absolutely Nothing to a Candle

I don't know why I enjoy this quick little video so much but I've watched it over and over. It's probably because anything involving a taser is always hilarious unless you're the person the taser wants to involve. It's probably also because even though a taser can turn a grown man into a baby, it cannot do anything to… » 5/14/13 11:00pm 5/14/13 11:00pm

The House of Representatives Blocks Spotify Because It's Scared of P2P…

Ain't nobody in the US House of Representatives gonna be listening to no Spotify at work. Why? The House's IT overlords don't see fit. Not because Spotify is distracting and there's real work that needs to be done or anything, no. It's because Spotify has P2P guts and P2P is baaaaaaad, apparently. Yeah, even the RIAA » 2/02/13 2:00pm 2/02/13 2:00pm

A Woman Dancing In a Bikini and Four Other Stupid Things People Did to …

Look people, I know the BlackBerry Z10 looks great, but I just can't believe that some of you are doing these stupid things to get one for free. Ok, five of you. » 1/29/13 6:20pm 1/29/13 6:20pm

Did Someone Really Name Their Kid Hashtag?

The problem with kooky people having babies? The names they come up with! Gone are the days of John and Jane, it's now all about a senseless race to the bottom in idiotic naming. Fallyn, Sharpay, Zebulon and <a href="">other horrible names are real things people call their kids! But the worst named baby just might've been… » 11/27/12 1:00am 11/27/12 1:00am

Is This a Half Spoon or Just a Small Spoon or Just Ridiculous?

Instead of just being smaller than a regular tea spoon, this stupid creation promises to be an easy way to reduce your calorie intake by half—with a design that looks like the utensil has been literally sliced in half. It's kitchen clutter at its worst, and even as a sight gag it's really not that amusing. Does the… » 8/03/12 11:20am 8/03/12 11:20am