Ever wondered what it looks like to set a gas-filled camper on fire? Or drop a piggy bank on the running blades of an upside-down lawnmower? Or light 60,000 matches all at once? Wonder no more.
Don't use a lawnmower on the carpet. Don't mix Coke and chainsaws. Don't light fireworks inside the house. Don't microwave bottles of red wine. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.