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Moron Kid Gets Trapped Inside a Crane Game, Still Doesn't Get a Prize

I'm pretty sure when I was young, kids this dumb were sent out into the wild and only allowed back into society after they'd done battle with rabid wolves and survived, to ensure accordance with Darwin's law. Anyways, look kid, the crappy, Chinese-made stuffed toys inside, they're not actually worth it—not the quarter you conned out of your parents to play, and not the years of therapy you're going to have undergo to get over this. If it had been one of the ones where you can win like a Wii, okay, 'cause they can still be kind of hard to come by. But it totally wasn't. [YouTube via Geekologie]

7:30 PM on Thu Apr 17 2008
By matt buchanan
8,254 views, 47 comments

Latest by ldsdj: Advice from a parent: #1: Watch your d*mn kid. #2: If you did #1, and he still ends up sneaking away and getting himself stuck in the "Lucky Dip," this is not an acceptable excuse to get out of having his @$$ more »

stupidity

Rocket Bike Will Scorch the Earth, Possibly Your Most Sensitive Areas

Because traveling is just more fun when open flames are involved, the BVSA Rocket Bike exists. Created by Jason Broemmel so that he could jump across Islais Creek in San Francisco for a bike rodeo (yes, a bike rodeo. What a country.), this bad boy is powered by highway flares, illegal fireworks, propane, and danger. And just in case you felt like trying to jump Islais Creek yourself, be warned: he didn't make the jump. [Ubergizmo]

11:25 AM on Tue Oct 30 2007
By Adam Frucci
4,192 views, 15 comments

Latest by ANoel: @The Chad:Stale sort of like you've been on Gizmodo for 2 months and 2 days? more »

stupidity

Solid Gold 2008 Calendar for Clueless Rich Fucks

If you're going to put a 2008 calendar on your wall, might as well spend $257,000 on one made of solid gold, right? An opportunistic Tokyo jeweler hops on the soak-the-rich bandwagon for the second year in a row with this 26.3-inch-tall calendar that consists of 13.23 pounds of 24k gold. How ostentatious can you get, with an object that's so obviously disposable? Well, if you had a few billion dollars, what's $257,000 among friends? Attention, rich people with no brains: instead of literally throwing your money away on a nitwit item such as this, put that cash to work for the betterment of womankind. It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and you could buy pink Zunes from Warriors in Pink and pass them out to 1028 of your closest friends, with 100% of that money going to save boobies! Let's see ... save human beings, or buy a solid gold calendar? You decide. [Spluch]

10:58 AM on Fri Oct 19 2007
By Charlie White
4,468 views, 34 comments

Latest by n/a: ...people seem not to understand, that these hold up to the element's rather well! Such though in my sauna's and steam room's! Also accent's my seven solid gold cammode's to make handy notation's of daily crude earning's..I woould like to more »

home entertainment

Xbox 360 Thief Calls Tech Support, Gets Caught

What's the first thing you would do if you stole an Xbox 360 but forgot to grab the power supply? If you answered "call Microsoft tech support and give them my full contact information", you're probably in a jail in Wellington, New Zealand right now. – Jason Chen More »

6:50 PM on Thu Feb 8 2007
By Jason Chen
885 views, 3 comments