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    Image of macpatrik macpatrik
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    I thinks it going to be interesting to see Kristie Alley eat a bridge.
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    Image of ColonelGentleman ColonelGentleman
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    So if you fall off a bridge in China, do you always land butter side down?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    I propose an alternate solution. Offer 3 million yuan to whoever can stand on the railing and jump off (and survive), and broadcast it on television.
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    Image of MadCrazy MadCrazy
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    Fuck CHINA. Lets bomb em, before its too late to do so ; )
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    Image of lpranal lpranal
    08/27/09

    @MadCrazy: Hey everybody, look! It's dick cheney! so THAT's what he's been doing all this time...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    @lpranal: Heck, the "Mad Crazy" username was a dead giveaway.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    People will be bringing their muffins here for free butterings.
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    Identity: Omg! Nessie! promoted this comment Software_Goddess was starred Software_Goddess was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    "we put up special fences and notices asking people not to commit suicide here."

    what a surprise that those with nothing left to live for didn't heed a sign asking them to please not kill themselves here.
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    Image of electronymous electronymous
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    Maybe they could find out why so many people in Guangzhou want to kill themselves?

    Just a thought.
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    Image of MyPetFly MyPetFly
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    Olive oil would have been a much healthier choice.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    This gives me an idea...

    I need volunteers to help me coat the Brooklyn Bridge with bacon grease. I can only pay you in bacon. You have to provide your own stents and Lipitor.

    Who's in?
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    Image of planetarian planetarian
    08/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: i won't be in the area for another week, but sure!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Because it's bad enough that hobos, crackheads and tourists lick the subway rails. Now they'll be licking the railings of the Bacon-lyn Bridge.
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    Image of DozeUser DozeUser
    08/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I am soooo in, bacon is just about the tastiest food in existance.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/27/09

    @planetarian: Don't worry. I'm sure it will take at least a week just to get a good coating on the roadway. Then we have to grease the cables and get a real good thick layer of bacon fat on the superstructure. It's going to take a helluva lot of bacon to cover those Gothic arches.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    They have butter in China? Who knew?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams

    Wouldn't it just be easier to have centralized locations where people could go to be killed?

    You know - like suicide booths.
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    Image of met2art met2art
    08/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Booths made out of old bridges that fill up and drown you in butter?
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    Image of MarcusMaximus MarcusMaximus
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    Why didn't they use Mercury? It's one of the most frictionless substances on earth AND it will kill people who touch it*, so it's win-win.

    *Some side effects, including itching, burning or pain, skin discoloration, swelling, loss of hair, teeth, and nails, hypersalivation, aggressiveness, irrational behavior and mood swings may occur.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    @MarcusMaximus: Wait, so they're coating the railing with Zoloft?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    Slathering gobs of butter is easier than addressing the issue of why all of these people want to kill themselves in the first place.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    Everything is good, Butter Bridge.

    Doesn't quite have the same ring to it..
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/27/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: That reminds me of one of my favorite films:

    Buttery Bridge Over The River Kwai.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    08/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I thought you were a fan of "Buttery Bridges of Madison County"
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Or a Buttery Bridge Too Far, or Butter Bridge to Terabithia.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/27/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I've always liked the classic Simon & Garkunkel album "Buttery Bridge Over Troubled Water"
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    08/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: As a child I can remember singing London Buttery Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Buttery Bridge is falling down, My fair lady...
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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    08/27/09

    In reply to Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
    See, butter does make everything better!
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