Why Poison Oak Is the F&%*ing WorstBrent Rose4/29/12 3:10pm1863EditPromoteGo to permalinkMy mortal enemy is not a man. Nor is it a beast, a virus, an addiction, or a female secret agent. It's a plant. A stupid, fucking, plant. Poison oak, poison ivy, and/or poison sumac (depending on where you live) is pure, insidious evil. Oh, and it's going to be extra bad this year.