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    In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    "What is the worst product idea you've ever heard?"


    Mr. Garrison's gyroscoping wheel-thingie. I think this runs a close second, though.

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    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    I just made a pair of my own with a piece of 2" wide clear tape and a black sharpie marker....
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    Who would've thought that Whoopi Goldberg was ahead of us all.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    I cant even imagine what that glue/tape would do to my skin. I would be one big rash (assuming I was drunk enough to put them on in the first place).
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    Image of ZaxxonQ.com ZaxxonQ.com
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    To call this 'retarded' is an insult to all mentally handicapped people everywhere. Has there been a word invented to describe this??? 0_o
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    03/03/09

    @Zaxxon Q Blaque:


    on behalf of gizmodo, i hereby apologize to all the mentally handicapped people who read this blog.


    again, sorry facebookers.

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    Image of Duff-Lad Duff-Lad
    03/04/09

    @nutbastard:

    "It's so tragic that some people on this site use a convenient, easy to use website to help them keep in touch with their large circle of friends.


    We must make them feel less like people so that they know that having friends is wrong.


    Lets start by making up a word, because we are superior and have the power to do that.


    Next, lets pretend they're all retarded! That'll show 'em!"

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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03/10/09

    @Duff-Lad:


    ...what's your point?

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    Image of kyle4 kyle4
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    These look really bad, what a God awful design. But to tell you the truth, if OMG! Ponies were to buy them I may reconsider.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    03/03/09

    @kylo4iskyle4:
    How about if we can get David Carruso to model them on CSI:Miami? Ah, screw it, I still wouldn't buy them, but it would be funny as hell to watch him do the "dramatic pose" thing while constantly ripping these off his face and reapplying them.
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    Image of Protocol X Protocol X
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    Female model looks a little pissed - probably not looking forward to removing the tape from her hair.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/03/09

    @Protocol X: The male model has a tiny head.
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    Image of zimmi88 zimmi88
    03/03/09

    @Protocol X: Meanwhile, it seems even the gentleman on the right can't take this s*** seriously.
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    Image of MikeDelfino MikeDelfino
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    LMAO, that's a real product? I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those. That must be the same tech Robin uses to keep his mask on.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/03/09

    @mikedelfino: Spirit Gum?
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    It's just a juxtaposition of their original product that utilized special glasses treated with adhesives to hold cardboard boxes together.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03/03/09

    @strider_mt2k:


    had to read it twice, which made it funnier.

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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    I'm glad they used models with long haircuts, that way I can picture their stupid agonizing faces when they remove those tapes and also half their hair
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/03/09

    @Lysdexia: I wonder how those models actually feel about the product. It could be like how I imagine John Voight felt while filming Transformers, or like how the entire cast of Star Wars Episode 1 must have felt.


    "The shame! Why am I here?"

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/03/09

    @Lysdexia:
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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    03/03/09

    @WhatStockMarket?_GitEmSteveDave: Most people don't know this but I'm actually an android and my energy source is other people's stupidity.


    As you can see I'm still up and running!

    Thanks for the years supply of power SteveDave!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/03/09

    @Lysdexia: Well, if you know another android who is powered by the feeling "That I must look away, yet I can't", let me know, cuz I have just the video.
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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    03/03/09

    @WhatStockMarket?_GitEmSteveDave: You mean Trainwreckbot?


    I'll contact him write away!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/03/09

    @Lysdexia: OK, send him this:
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/03/09

    @WhatStockMarket?_GitEmSteveDave: Not again!!!!!! Oh the huge-man-t*tty...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/03/09

    In reply to In the Future, No One Will Have Eyebrows
    Where's the "To avoid danger of suffocation, keep these plastic bag glasses away from douches and guidos" warning?
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    Image of Chad Bear Chad Bear
    03/03/09

    @WhatStockMarket?_GitEmSteveDave: "douches and guidos" is redundant.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/03/09

    @Chad Bear: I disagree. A guido can be a douche, and a douche can be a guido, but this is not always the case. Please reinforce your argument and show your work.


    Now if I had said Guido and Benny, then yes, THAT is redundant.

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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    03/03/09

    @WhatStockMarket?_GitEmSteveDave: Wait wait wait...


    are you saying you DON'T want douche and guidos to suffocate?


    I say don't put the warning labels so we can fix this problem

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/03/09

    @Lysdexia: If all the douches and guidos were suffocated who would we have left to make fun of..?
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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    03/03/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Furries? Larpers? 4chan goers?


    I tend to just see Something awful's Weekend Web and make fun of that group of people

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/03/09

    @Lysdexia: Well at least you didn't say Facebookers...
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