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    Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
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    Image of Valkyrie Ice Valkyrie Ice
    11/11/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I disagree. a lot of large breasted women would love to permanantly eliminate sag and sore back muscles. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Michai promoted this comment Valkyrie Ice was starred Valkyrie Ice was unstarred
    Image of Michai Michai
    11/11/09

    @Valkyrie Ice: breast reduction #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Erix_Cale Erix_Cale
    11/11/09

    @Michai: Blasphemy #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Michai promoted this comment Erix_Cale was starred Erix_Cale was unstarred
    Image of alexmetal alexmetal
    11/11/09

    @Michai: Blasphemy. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Michai promoted this comment alexmetal was starred alexmetal was unstarred
    Image of macrumpton macrumpton
    11/11/09

    @Valkyrie Ice: There used to be a product (Japanese of course) that was a sort of round bandaid to keep frisky nipples tamed. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/11/09

    @macrumpton: If a girl wants her frisky nipples tamed I shall be there to help #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Michai promoted this comment Erix_Cale was starred Erix_Cale was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @alexmetal: "Too much of a good thing ain't so good!" #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/11/09

    @Erix_Cale: Ride a motor boat to work? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Michai was starred Michai was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @Erix_Cale: Even if they are sugar cookies? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Michai was starred Michai was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @macrumpton: I'd have to say the combination of the words 'frisky','nipples', and 'tamed' make a great verbal sandwich. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Valkyrie Ice Valkyrie Ice
    11/18/09

    @Michai: Reduction? Not many girls I know want reduction surgery. They would however love to keep the breasts they had as a teenager or young adult.

    Give it five years and I lay you odds this will be as common as a breast enhancement is today. Especially as an add on to a breast enhancement, though silicon is probably going to be replaced with stem cells soon, most women I know don't like having breasts that sag, or the stretch marks that come with sag, or the constant backaches from lack of support of several pounds of flesh that is layered ABOVE the muscles and only held up by skin.

    Not everyone likes women with breasts so small they look like adolescent boys, nor do all women want to have to wear a bra at all times simply to keep their breasts from causing back aches.

    My roommate for one has DD breasts, and she took one look at this and wanted to know where to get it. Too bad it's only offered in Israel right now. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Oh boy, I'm glad I waited until I got home to open this one up. I'm going to need a beer or ten to get over the thought of this. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    What does a meat throwing sling has to do with
    Wait a minute... #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Margatron Margatron
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I respectfully exempt myself from this debate, having small enough breasts that wearing a bra is solely for covering cold nipples and not for any supportive purposes.

    I consequently support the manufacture of thicker (but silky on the inside) shirts for women. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Mark 2000 Mark 2000
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I dont know about anyone else, but I love it when the bra comes off the breasts fall into their natural shape. They have that giggle, that beautiful, beautiful giggle.

    Note to self: be there when the wife undresses tonight... #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/10/09

    @Mark 2000: I didn't know that breasts could laugh. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Curves promoted this comment coughiecup was starred coughiecup was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    @coughiecup: Think he means jiggle, but it made me giggle, so its close enough. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Eulatos Eulatos
    11/10/09

    @Mark 2000: Win for this comment. When i was younger the biggest disappointment ever came when the bra came off and you realized it was of the Wonder® variety. All the fun just disappears.(literally, or figuratively; depending on which word camp you sit on)

    Not that it ever stopped me, but you know.... It just kills the moment for a second, or half a second. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Mark 2000 Mark 2000
    11/10/09

    @Eulatos: hey, don't knock the itty bitty titty committy. Breast are beautiful no matter the size. Whenever a woman gave me the gift of her bossom I was never disappointed. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of dambo29: Rosa kicks butt! dambo29: Rosa kicks butt!
    11/10/09

    @Mark 2000: Guess you never got one with hairs... #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    CustomFirmware promoted this comment dambo29: Rosa kicks butt! was starred dambo29: Rosa kicks butt! was unstarred
    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Wow, the bra-burning generation must be dead. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I think some things simply cant be improved on by technology. Nature made them perfectly to nurture and entice and outside of intervention of a medical necessity, if it aint broke, dont fix it. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Image of met2art met2art
    11/10/09

    @Curves: Exactly! Not to mention, these straps are gonna be very tricky to undo, fumbling around in the dark....

    Wait... what? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of jayhawk11 is not a fan of smallpox. jayhawk11 is not a fan of smallpox.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Looks like she has Cheez Whiz in her chest cavity. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Nintenboy01 Nintenboy01
    11/10/09

    @jayhawk11 is the Governor of NJ: That's what boob fat looks like. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    newgalactic promoted this comment Nintenboy01 was starred Nintenboy01 was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    @Nintenboy01: And yes, still remarkably similar to cheez whiz. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Nick Nick
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body.

    i cannot sit idly by as this sexism stands uncorrected.

    I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her or his body.

    i feel better, now. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @Nick: Touche. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of DaveNorth DaveNorth
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Might this help with back problems women with larger breasts sometimes deal with? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment DaveNorth was starred DaveNorth was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @DaveNorth: It could in theory, but then you have to consider the stress being put onto the ribs and muscle supporting the bra. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: @DaveNorth: I think if a woman is having serious back strain due to breast size, then breast reduction surgery is probably recommended. This Cup&up surgery would merely shift that same strain to the ribcage and potentially cause serious damage to the collarbone and sternum. The best advice would be proper diet and exercise, a professional bra fitting for a custom support bra, and as a last resort, the least invasive and minimal reduction surgery necessary to reduce strain. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of lukeadams lukeadams
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    are they also going to come out with and inflatable type as well, ala [gizmodo.com] #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment lukeadams was starred lukeadams was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    @lukeadams: Heads up, that's a NSFW link. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: my bad, should have noted that. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/10/09

    @lukeadams: No worries, easy to forget sometimes. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I doubt this product is on the Up&Up. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/10/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : That was the breast joke ever #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Nick promoted this comment njdevil was starred njdevil was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    11/10/09

    @njdevil: c'mon, now you're just milkin' it. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/10/09

    @Nick: screw the puns, i'm still trying to get that nasty cutaway picture out of my mammary. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Nick promoted this comment m4ximusprim3 was starred m4ximusprim3 was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    @m4ximusprim3: wow, that one deflated my ego. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/10/09

    @Nick: Just dissappeared into thin areola?

    (PS: I'm totally just groping around in the dark now. All the good puns got nipped already) #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of EpiphyteCorp. EpiphyteCorp.
    11/10/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : Not sure. I haven't seen anything like it in recent mammary. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Nick promoted this comment EpiphyteCorp. was starred EpiphyteCorp. was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    @EpiphyteCorp.: don't make a bo0b of yourself #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of EpiphyteCorp. EpiphyteCorp.
    11/10/09

    @Nick: I'm loving this "tit" for "tat" thing we've got going here #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    11/10/09

    @EpiphyteCorp.: This conversation is starting to sag... #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    "I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. "

    For mostly the same reasons they get any number of other cosmetic procedures. To look better, feel better and beat back that vise like death-grip of aging we all eventually succumb to.. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/10/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: NEVER!
    *chugs botoxade* #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/10/09


    @Kaiser-Machead: Botoxade! #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/10/09


    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It's a subtle difference, but...

    #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Sam Sam
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Not happy with the way your bra works?

    There's a surgery for that.
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis promoted this comment Edited by Sam at 11/10/09 5:52 PM Sam was starred Sam was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/10/09

    @Sam: Pretty much every married woman I've seen get implants is divorced within 3 years. She enjoys the newfound attention she gets from other males a wee bit too much and strays.

    While the man? Well, he's just sick of her shit. Surgically it's not a big deal, but emotionally it can cause some serious problems. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of dantheman12 dantheman12
    11/10/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: my dad is a plastic surgery, kind of awful when you realize you have the things you do because of the fact that others are unhappy with what they have #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis promoted this comment dantheman12 was starred dantheman12 was unstarred
    Image of brdystyls006 brdystyls006
    11/10/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Emotionally agree'd. Financially for the male whose stupid enough to get her bigger ones and then get his a$$ handed to him in divorce court.
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis promoted this comment brdystyls006 was starred brdystyls006 was unstarred
    Image of DustyButt™ DustyButt™
    11/10/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I'd have to agree. My observations have been the same. More often than not, a married woman younger than about 32 who gets a boob job (either on her own or with her husband's support and assistance) has essentially just put her Man "on notice" and the clock is ticking, whether she means to or not.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/10/09

    @DustyButt™: I'd bump that age closer to 40 personally. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of Slyd3z Slyd3z
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Allow me to say that, when it comes to issues like these, it's good to be a man. Ouch. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of brdystyls006 brdystyls006
    11/10/09

    @Slyd3z: No they will come out with a bro (but not for your boobs as in Seinfeld) but for your boys. DO YOUR BOYS HANG LOW!!!!!?????
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis promoted this comment brdystyls006 was starred brdystyls006 was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/10/09

    @brdystyls006: Do they wobble to and fro? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of PdxPhoenix PdxPhoenix
    11/10/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis promoted this comment PdxPhoenix was starred PdxPhoenix was unstarred
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