Is the lap tablecloth heat resistant? B/c anything that comes out of the magic lava box in my kitchen can burn the twins something awful if there isn't adequate protection.
I tried some of this "slacker" down time this weekend. I made it 20 minutes before I got bored and started looking for something to do, so this wont work for me. And if youre really slacking, why get dressed at all?
Mother Nature willing, those that choose to devolve will simply disappear into extinction, as their sloth will eventually cause them to atrophy, and their addiction to internet porn will make them completely incapable of breeding.
@switchblade saints: Sweetie, I love my stilettos. Unlike a lot of women I'm even skilled enough to walk, dance, and run in them. If that isn't to your liking, that's ok, it is a rare day that I'm able to even get past the bedroom door with them on before they are flung in the air… Don't be hating, because I'm getting some.
@switchblade saints: Hell yes! It takes agility and coordination to walk in these things!
Our chosen footwear implies a certain amount of mobility, whereas the Lazy pants imply and encourage not only a lack of mobility, but encourage the devolution of Homo Sapiens into Divanus Tuberus Reclinus.
@mfusion: I was very happily surprised when I saw that not only did she have a sexy avatar, but is very smart and has a wit sharper than her stiletto heels. Therefore, I take the "twins" reference as a supreme compliment! :)
@Kaiser-Machead: Ha! +5 to you, good sir. I lol'd. Also, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are harder to stomach than Andy in full drag.
@Software_Goddess: The last I checked, stilettos weren't required to attract a male. In fact, that list has pretty much stayed the same since the dawn of man.
Female standards are evolving, however, and while I've seen many a men in stilettos, none of them had dates ;)
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What I ate, though, was corned beef, roasted garlic potatoes, and lightly sauteed spinach.
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Actually, I think he already has--knew I'd seen this outfit somewhere before.
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Real slackers use a shirt from the laundry bin.
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Laundry bin? Real slackers just grab one off the lampshade.
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Mother Nature willing, those that choose to devolve will simply disappear into extinction, as their sloth will eventually cause them to atrophy, and their addiction to internet porn will make them completely incapable of breeding.
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Our chosen footwear implies a certain amount of mobility, whereas the Lazy pants imply and encourage not only a lack of mobility, but encourage the devolution of Homo Sapiens into Divanus Tuberus Reclinus.
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@Kaiser-Machead: Ha! +5 to you, good sir. I lol'd. Also, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are harder to stomach than Andy in full drag.
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Female standards are evolving, however, and while I've seen many a men in stilettos, none of them had dates ;)
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With your apparently limited exposure, perhaps you'd like to come visit me in the Castro. Consider it an educational field trip.
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Your cankles, yes, not a problem. But not cool with your seeming inability to match left footwear to right footwear.
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Jokes.
I was kidding on my original reply BTW.
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Nice and comfy.
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