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    Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker

    How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    I'm guilty of eating in the living room too often (the curse of being single).


    What I ate, though, was corned beef, roasted garlic potatoes, and lightly sauteed spinach.

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    Image of ilikedachacha ilikedachacha
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    Anybody else see b-lam wearing these to the next big Apple thing
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @ilikedachacha: "Anybody else see b-lam wearing these to the next big Apple thing"


    Actually, I think he already has--knew I'd seen this outfit somewhere before.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    Is the lap tablecloth heat resistant? B/c anything that comes out of the magic lava box in my kitchen can burn the twins something awful if there isn't adequate protection.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    I tried some of this "slacker" down time this weekend. I made it 20 minutes before I got bored and started looking for something to do, so this wont work for me. And if youre really slacking, why get dressed at all?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    Pffff.

    Real slackers use a shirt from the laundry bin.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: "...a shirt from the laundry bin."


    Laundry bin? Real slackers just grab one off the lampshade.

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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    OMG. Please, please, please, can we try to evolve instead of devolve.
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: stilettos are evolving?


    :p

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: Well, just look on the bright side.


    Mother Nature willing, those that choose to devolve will simply disappear into extinction, as their sloth will eventually cause them to atrophy, and their addiction to internet porn will make them completely incapable of breeding.

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    Image of Anthemx Anthemx
    03/23/09

    @switchblade saints: hahahaha! Or those crazy thigh boot/stiletto combos...
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @switchblade saints: Sweetie, I love my stilettos. Unlike a lot of women I'm even skilled enough to walk, dance, and run in them. If that isn't to your liking, that's ok, it is a rare day that I'm able to even get past the bedroom door with them on before they are flung in the air… Don't be hating, because I'm getting some.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    03/23/09

    @switchblade saints: Hell yes! It takes agility and coordination to walk in these things!


    Our chosen footwear implies a certain amount of mobility, whereas the Lazy pants imply and encourage not only a lack of mobility, but encourage the devolution of Homo Sapiens into Divanus Tuberus Reclinus.

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    03/23/09

    @Anthemx: You'll get Software_Goddess and I excited with talk like that...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/23/09

    @BeautifulAgony: Maybe you could teach the Wackowski brothers. I hear Andy likes that sort of thing.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    03/23/09

    @mfusion: I was very happily surprised when I saw that not only did she have a sexy avatar, but is very smart and has a wit sharper than her stiletto heels. Therefore, I take the "twins" reference as a supreme compliment! :)


    @Kaiser-Machead: Ha! +5 to you, good sir. I lol'd. Also, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are harder to stomach than Andy in full drag.

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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: The last I checked, stilettos weren't required to attract a male. In fact, that list has pretty much stayed the same since the dawn of man.


    Female standards are evolving, however, and while I've seen many a men in stilettos, none of them had dates ;)

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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    03/23/09

    @anexanhume: So, does that mean you are cool with my cankles?


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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @anexanhume: "... men in stilettos, none of them had dates"


    With your apparently limited exposure, perhaps you'd like to come visit me in the Castro. Consider it an educational field trip.

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    03/23/09

    @Shamoononon is tired: "...does that mean you are cool with my cankles?"


    Your cankles, yes, not a problem. But not cool with your seeming inability to match left footwear to right footwear.

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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: so that's where we've progressed with the women's rights movement.


    Jokes.



    I was kidding on my original reply BTW.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @switchblade saints:

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    Those are awesome! But do they have a pouch to hold my hot pocket?
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    03/23/09

    @Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know.: Sure. That side pocket isn't just for remotes..
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    03/18/09

    In reply to How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else
    WTF man.
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    Image of davezatz davezatz
    03/17/09

    In reply to How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else
    That's the nerdiest necktie I've ever seen, Blam. (:
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    Image of Brian Lam Brian Lam
    03/17/09

    In reply to How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else
    Those are patagonia pants, btw.
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    Image of infmom infmom
    03/18/09

    @Brian Lam: And they walked here all the way from Patagonia?
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/17/09

    In reply to How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else
    Looks like the perfect thing to wear to a press event.


    Nice and comfy.

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    Image of Brian Lam Brian Lam
    03/19/09

    @cgsofly: in mountaineering gear? I'm from NJ. you don't know what you're talking about.
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    Image of MisterWho — The Cat Whisperer MisterWho — The Cat Whisperer
    03/17/09

    In reply to How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else
    Blam needs extra roomy pants for those impromptu pantsing days.
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    Image of EBone EBone
    03/17/09

    @The original Mr. Who v.2.0.1: Jason Chen does the pantsing.
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    03/17/09

    In reply to How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else
    So you don't find that the crotch wears out too fast when you wear sweatpants, eh Blam?
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    03/17/09

    In reply to How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else
    Show up with a rolodex like Blam's and you could wear Crocs and a leopard print speedo.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/17/09

    In reply to How NOT To Dress for an Apple Event. Or Anywhere Else
    Oh please. Who's he trying to impress? The guy who isn't Steve Jobs? Or the other guy who isn't Steve Jobs?
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