I'm so getting this human ingredients t-shirt. Or, as I call it, the reality check t-shirt: Yes, my friends, we were only stellar dust, and stellar dust we will be. Hopefully after I eat my Sunday brunch pancakes. [Mysoti via Geekologie]

Available now at Glennz Tees, Called For Help explores what might happen if Pac-Man could resist his binging for long enough to call the (fictional?) 1-800 number that most of us keep on speed dial.

Printed on a high quality (American Apparel) tee, the shirt can be yours for about $20 in every size known to man (and women). [Glennnz Tees via OhGizmo!]

I want this shirt, it's 20 dollars,
I want the boys to gimme hollers.
It's four bucks more for a woman's fit,
But Sam, I don't really give a shit—
Cause when I wear it I'll be geeky cute,
Oh, Sam, I sure hope the boys will hoot!
I do not want 3 Megs of Ram!
I do not want them, Sam I am!

[T-Shirt Humor via Fashionably Geek]

The blow-up features the first-gen iPhone, so it's probably, at this point, a bit too late for impact anyhow. I do admire the motivation of this Cafe Press client—the technical depiction is charmingly detailed—but at any kind of distance, this thing just looks like it celebrates a love of IBM circa 1979. You want to see Apple products exploded fashionably? Look no further than this little baby. [Exploded iPhone T-Shirt]

These faux-vintage t-shirts were conceived by Crispin Porter & Bogusky, the marketing firm tasked with making Microsoft cool in the public eye (and you thought your job was tough). The line is supposed to invoke MS's early days in the '80s, and I'm not making this next part up, to "showcase the DOS days of the software company that now connects over a billion people." Lot of people clamoring for a way to show their love of DOS, are there, Microsoft?

The line is to be called Softwear by Microsoft, because the kids are into dumb puns these days, and is expected to hit select stores on December 15th for an undisclosed price. [BGR]

The T-shirt is not available in—or on, lay-dee fans—the model shown. It comes in either black or yellow in regular man-Muggle sizes and will cost you 15, or just over 30 bucks. [Harry Potter Enlightenment Project]

Logically speaking, the rest kind of explains itself. We especially like that the R2-D2 hoodies and tees by Pleb because they tell of a more world-weary version of our favorite robot. He's loved, he's lost, he's hung out with the types who adorn their cars with fuzzy dice.

Prices start at $40. – Mark Wilson

Product Page [via ShinyShiny]

Although we still have faith in the movie, all these cheap accessories and tie-ins aren't doing much for public confidence. Click on each shirt if you don't value your eyeballs in any way.

– Jason Chen

Ain't It Cool [via Crunchgear]

Is this the "I'm with Stupid" shirt of this century? Maybe, if legions of geeks can get over the epilepsy inducing animation and the feeling of a warm battery pack digging into the ribcage. I'll pass. When it comes to "technical clothing" I prefer the Star Trek like suction-fit of Underarmor thermals. They keep you comfortable in varying climate, and instead of Pong, they show nipples.–Brian Lam

Pong Shirt [ThinkGeek]

The editors—that means us—will also come up with some slogans ourselves some time in the upcoming weeks, if we can manage some downtime between CES and MacWorld. We'll pit the winners of both in a slogan-off to decide the true winner of Gizmodo Shirt Contest 2K7. Thanks again for your submissions! – Jason Chen