Baby got hack!
I like tight code and I can not lie
You other coders can't deny
That when an app compiles to an itty-bitty file
And a icon in your face
You get hung
Gonna delete the cruft
Cuz you notice that app was stuffed
Deep in the code it's glaring
I'm tired but I can't stop caring
Oh, baby I wanna get at'cha
And get a screen cap'tcha
My beta testers tried to warn me
But that code you got is (s-s-so so thorny)
Ooh, dump them long strings
You say you wanna add more things?
Well excuse me, excuse me, 'cause you ain't no good at C
I've seen them glancin'
To hell with rem statements
It's get, reset, got it goin' like VB .NET
I'm tired of forum dweebs
saying bloatware is the thing
Take the average app man and ask him that
It gotta be hacked, so...
Coders (yeah), coders (yeah)
Has your source code got the cruft (hell no)
Tell them to edit, edit, edit, edit,
edit that dirty code
Baby got hack #yahoohackdaydancersapology
Absolutely despicable. This is a total mockery of everything the tech industry stands for.
The tech boys are supposed to be too awkward to get near a girl, much less receive a lap dance from one. And the tech girls are supposed to be fiercely independent, indignant at the thought of being paraded around for the male coders, or too shy to show their necks in public.
Man, a jock could totally feel comfortable at this shindig. What have we become? #yahoohackdaydancersapology
@OCEntertainment: A wise man once pointed out that Jocks only think about sports, while nerds only think about sex. Considering that a jock has a higher probability of either receiving or administering an ass slap from/to another dude than a nerd, I'm afraid I have to agree. #yahoohackdaydancersapology
@jonnythan: WinMo can't be that bad if so many companies are still using it on their devices. I do use it myself and although it's not great, with some tweaking it works fine.
I do agree that it's just a WinMo device with Garmin preinstalled. It would have been nice to see more of a Garmin-esque OS or something.
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Edited by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: at 08/19/09 11:46 AM
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was starred
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was unstarred
@Purple Monkey Dishwasher: In my experience, it sucked ass (and I like Microsoft). I had an HTC Touch, though, so it may have just been the hardware. All I know is that it locked up all the frickin time and I wouldn't know, so I just thought I didn't get any e-mails or phone calls. After I would reboot the damn thing, multiple voicemails and e-mails would pour in. This doesn't cut it when you use it for business. Switched to a Blackberry, and I am much happier.
So really Foxconn are admitting responsibility for the man's death? I'm sure things work differently in China then here in Western Europe but isn't that's a strange thing to do considering the rumours of shady goings on?
He wasn't killed in a workplace accident so there would be no reason for them to give such a payment to the family except PR, guilt and/or as a deal.
I can imagine the police investigation that follows being thwarted at every turn, a la Beverly Hills Cop III.
@Lite: That's awful. But just the kind of behaviour I'd expect from the company that helped create the G5, one of the most evil chips in the history of computing.
I believe the original prototype is currently being kept underground in a secret bunker and sprayed round the clock with liquid nitrogen to keep the chip frozen and the world safe from its terrible power.
A lump sum payment of $52K and $4K on an annual basis aint bad at all. They dont get paid a lot over there so I'm equating this as the family hitting a small lotto. Remember Foxconn did not have to pay them anything at all
Get harassed until you kill yourself in China: Get $52,600 + residuals until Foxconn kills the parents.
Die because you're an idiot and a freight car crushes your skull in the US: $200,000
Dump your fucking coffee from McDonalds in your lap because you're a tool in the US: $2,700,000
Apparently the labor in China isn't the only thing that is cheap.
@Lite: is on a boat.: To this day I pray that the lady who sued mcdonalds over the coffee spill dies a terrible and painful death. Along with any other idiot who discovers that their hot coffee is hot! (yes I know the coffee was hotter than it should have been, but I hate that this lady got so much money. 2 million of that cash should have been donated to other burn victims, her surgery and work opportunity cost probably cost her less than $700,00)
@Toastie: Actually, the woman who sued McDonalds only went after them for the medical bills alone. She didn't actually look for any profit. While that in itself may still seem questionable, at the very least, it wasn't out of greed. She was awarded a large lump sum for punitive damages simply because she was shrugged off when she approached them, but the award was reduced in appeals afterwards.
@Kaiser-Machead: Well, I silence myself momentarily in observance of my own ignorance. May she live a happy life and die peacefully in her sleep from old age. I guess the 90's is becoming a blur to me, or at least the unimportant parts of it.
If you work at apple and kill yourself, do you think Jobs provides you with a sleek aluminum casket, or does he just yell at your corpse until it spontaneously cremates?
10/20/09
10/20/09
10/20/09
I like tight code and I can not lie
You other coders can't deny
That when an app compiles to an itty-bitty file
And a icon in your face
You get hung
Gonna delete the cruft
Cuz you notice that app was stuffed
Deep in the code it's glaring
I'm tired but I can't stop caring
Oh, baby I wanna get at'cha
And get a screen cap'tcha
My beta testers tried to warn me
But that code you got is (s-s-so so thorny)
Ooh, dump them long strings
You say you wanna add more things?
Well excuse me, excuse me, 'cause you ain't no good at C
I've seen them glancin'
To hell with rem statements
It's get, reset, got it goin' like VB .NET
I'm tired of forum dweebs
saying bloatware is the thing
Take the average app man and ask him that
It gotta be hacked, so...
Coders (yeah), coders (yeah)
Has your source code got the cruft (hell no)
Tell them to edit, edit, edit, edit,
edit that dirty code
Baby got hack
#yahoohackdaydancersapology
10/20/09
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10/20/09
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10/20/09
The tech boys are supposed to be too awkward to get near a girl, much less receive a lap dance from one. And the tech girls are supposed to be fiercely independent, indignant at the thought of being paraded around for the male coders, or too shy to show their necks in public.
Man, a jock could totally feel comfortable at this shindig. What have we become? #yahoohackdaydancersapology
10/20/09
10/20/09
Where is the alcohol?
08/19/09
08/19/09
(This post brought to you by sarcasm...)
08/19/09
This seems like just another WinMo phone, but with Garmin XT preinstalled..
08/19/09
I do agree that it's just a WinMo device with Garmin preinstalled. It would have been nice to see more of a Garmin-esque OS or something.
08/19/09
07/28/09
07/28/09
07/28/09
He wasn't killed in a workplace accident so there would be no reason for them to give such a payment to the family except PR, guilt and/or as a deal.
I can imagine the police investigation that follows being thwarted at every turn, a la Beverly Hills Cop III.
07/28/09
07/29/09
I believe the original prototype is currently being kept underground in a secret bunker and sprayed round the clock with liquid nitrogen to keep the chip frozen and the world safe from its terrible power.
If it were to escape ... [shudders]
07/28/09
07/28/09
07/28/09
07/28/09
Get harassed until you kill yourself in China: Get $52,600 + residuals until Foxconn kills the parents.
Die because you're an idiot and a freight car crushes your skull in the US: $200,000
Dump your fucking coffee from McDonalds in your lap because you're a tool in the US: $2,700,000
Apparently the labor in China isn't the only thing that is cheap.
07/28/09
07/28/09
07/28/09
07/28/09
07/28/09
Foxxconn employee kills himself, after being interrogated for releasing sensitive information regarding compensation of previous suicide victim.
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07/22/09
wut?