BREAKING: Tamagotchi Still Exists, Has Evolved Color

Undoubtedly reopening the emotional wounds of millions of bereaved Millennials across the world, Tamagotchi has come back from the dead (they always do!) with a familiar line of life support simulators. This time, though, they come in color » 9/29/08 7:20am 9/29/08 7:20am, presumably to make the short, hungry, futile lives of those unfortunate…