Seven Insane Ways To Get Drunk Without Drinking

Some people really enjoy the feeling of being drunk, but hate having to do all that pesky drinking. Maybe they don't want the calories. Maybe they don't like the taste. Maybe they're in a hurry, and the normal metabolic process is a waste of time. Regardless, the lengths to which some will go to get their swerve on… » 7/06/12 5:00pm 7/06/12 5:00pm

Let's Get the iPad Jokes Out of Our Systems 'Cause Steve Doesn't Care

I don't know whether to go to an Apple store or the feminine care aisle to purchase an iPad. Oh, don't groan! You cracked similar jokes. And let's face it: They're all kinda lame and won't bother Steve whatsoever. » 1/27/10 8:08pm 1/27/10 8:08pm