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Kitty Tanning Bed is a Bad Sign for Humanity

This is a tanning bed for cats and dogs. Also, it is a sign of the apocalypse and/or the downfall of the American empire. Because really, when you're tanning your pets, you don't deserve to have any influence over the rest of the world. You're officially an idiot. More »

10:40 AM on Mon May 5 2008
By Adam Frucci
11,283 views, 53 comments

Latest by n/a: The comments that are against this idea are obviously from people who are (to be kind) idiots. I guess that you moronic failures and mental midgets can't really be blamed for being as stupid as you are...of course, because you clearly do not more »

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Squid Face Pillow Lets You Lie Face Down Comfortably

Lying face down on the ground to tan or get a back massage invariably leads to awkward positioning and sore necks. Not so if you have the Squid Face Pillow! It keeps your face pointed straight down and your neck comfortable, allowing you to cook your skin to an appetizing golden brown without any side effects other than skin cancer. Sold! [Product Page via Nerd Approved]

4:30 PM on Sun Mar 9 2008
By Adam Frucci
8,473 views, 30 comments

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Hood Toaster: MRI Your Bread

The Mool Hood Toaster is undoubtedly more likely to get you laid than the standard 2-hole variety, but with this concept modeled without any objects for scale, a once brave little toaster comes across more like a Massive Human Baker of Doom. More »

2:00 PM on Sat Mar 31 2007
By Mark Wilson
3,875 views, 9 comments

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Sentavi Solarium: Tan and Shower, Too

Now you can take a shower and conveniently boost your chances of skin cancer at the same time. The Sentavi Solarium is said by its maker to be easy to install in most bathrooms, where its UV light bulbs are hidden behind a seven-inch deep panel. More »

12:09 PM on Fri Jul 21 2006
By Charlie White
1,622 views, 8 comments

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Shower Tanning

For those too modest to go to a nude beach to get an all over tan, there's the Idrolux luxury tanning shower that, get this, tans while you shower. Two models are available, the Symphony, which fits into your current unit, and the Idrolux, which is an integrated replacement for your entire shower. More »

6:00 PM on Wed May 17 2006
By Jason Chen
1,982 views, 8 comments

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Get Your Tan On With The Facial Tanning Lamp

Winter is starting to wind down for those of us in the northern hemisphere, which means that beach weather is right around the corner. Let s face, though: you re a little pale from spending the past few months indoors. Here s something that will fix that problem lickety split. The Facial Tanning Sun Lamp promises to give you a swell-looking tan via its four 15 MW UV fluorescent tubes. It comes with goggles to shield your eyes from the UV waves. Just as helpful, the lamp is equipped with a 30-minute automatic timer, ensuring that the unit will turn off before you inadvertently give yourself a nice burn. $100 buys your new summer tan, a good physique not included. More »

8:44 AM on Mon Feb 27 2006
By Gizloco
1,136 views, 7 comments

Latest by Brian Drew: So now computer geeks can keep their LCDs, but keep that face tan they used to get from their low radiation emitting monitors. How nice. more »

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The Tan-Timer Bikini - The Roast is Done

There's nothing like the healthy, just-fried glow of a young man or woman who has just crisped themselves under old Mother Sun. The creeping redness. The burning. The slow and inevitable onset of skin cancer. Youth, you know, is wasted on the young. More »

10:57 AM on Fri Aug 12 2005
By johnb
220 views