Their slogan:
"Have you always longed for foot cancer but didn't have the time to sit in the sun for hours with your feet exposed? Fear not, for now you can give yourself malignant skin cancer while reading a book or even while working in the office!" #solafeet
UNacceptable. Being pale as the day I was born is the one physical geektype I sport, and I've worked hard to culture this over the years by working too many hours under the vampiric flourescent glow. #solafeet
@OCEntertainment: I know...
It sounds unlikely, but really...
This would so limit the amount of positions I could tolerate without my tummy rolling. #solafeet
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"Have you always longed for foot cancer but didn't have the time to sit in the sun for hours with your feet exposed? Fear not, for now you can give yourself malignant skin cancer while reading a book or even while working in the office!" #solafeet
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I know a guy who would LOVE this! #solafeet
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Somebody promote this. Please? #solafeet
10/19/09
Don't forget to take off your c&%k ring, nobody wants unsightly tan lines. #solafeet
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Will it fix this? #solafeet
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It sounds unlikely, but really...
This would so limit the amount of positions I could tolerate without my tummy rolling. #solafeet
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