I imagine it's only a matter of time before Pixar/Dreamworks make a war movie out of all the delightful pieces of dastardly office-death available these days.
Side note: Anyone else just a little surprised the army men from Toy Story didn't get a spin-off?
@OCEntertainment: I think the Toy Story franchise pretty much covers this. If it's done by Dreamworks, no doubt it'll have a slew of higher-profile (under or overutilized) celebrity voices, and not much else (with the exception of Kung Fu Panda for being awesome in its awesomeness).
I'm not sure how much intrigue there could possibly be in the Toy Story army men. In either case, I hope that the 3rd flick is the last. I can't see it getting any better after that.
@Kaiser-Machead: Oh, frankly, I would've been fine with just the first Toy Story. Not that the second was bad. But Pixar does well with single movies, and sequels are almost always bad. I don't want to see them make sequels unless they *want* to.
That being said, the fact that Disney didn't squeeze the franchise for all it's worth was a little surprising. A pleasant one, but a surprise nonetheless.
In any case, Dreamworks *does* need to make a toy movie out of violent office toys. It'll suck, but dangit, I want to see my wildest, most violent, most gory toys-versus-average-joe fantasies played out on the big-....
@Kaiser-Machead: Oh, yes. Small Soldiers is average at best. But you gotta admit it's worth it to see a young Gregory Smith/Kirsten Dunst get attacked and terrified by plastic toys 1/8th their size.
@met2art: Yeah. That was TOTALLY unrealistic. However, using one of those electro-touchy-discs to duplicate military-grade artificial intelligence microchips? I've never seen such realism.
Mr. President, we can not let ourselves fall behind in the pen-holder race. The very concept of a scotch tape gap is frightening to the continued survival of our great nation. I demand immediate work on developing a superior, US-themed pen holder/rocket launcher.
This on my desktop would be an unpleasant reminder of the hundreds of music cassettes in my closet. I can't bring myself to toss them. Anybody got any helpful hints?
@PaddyDugan: Play them in a portable Walkman, directly to your sound card, and digitize the contents? Assuming it's anything you really want to keep, that is.
It should come with a Gig of internal memory so you can still make a soppy mixtape and send it to that girl with the cute smile with the locker across from yours.
@elitesoulman: that cute girl will probably have no idea how to use it, try to play it in a cassette player, then get upset at why you dump your broken tape to her.
So much Tron goodness.. but I already put up two pics.. can someone throw up the Tron guy and get it over with? I mean that's probably who did it to this machine. Awesome work but should Giz do a Pshop contest for Tron'd out gadgets?
@Gann: Nice. I have UV reactive ink in one of my tats.. it's an angler fish so the "light" that dangles over his head glows.. everyone just says "oh hey the nemo fish thing"
Speaking of 'horrendously' old tech - I'm just now learnint FORTRAN at work, and I really REAAAAAAAAALLY want to find an old punch card reader, just to see if I can wrap my brain around the concept :)
@ChaosCon: Speaking as one whose first experience with computers involved FORTRAN, punch cards, card readers, and an IBM mainframe that filled up most of a room... no, you don't. :)
I still love my bright yellow Sony Sport Walkman, with its waterproof buttons that have yet to fail in responsiveness, its little LED that showed laptime, and the radio station I may be tuned into, and the heavy plastic clamp, that, after years of dropping, has yet to loosen. It's still my favorite little gizmo and I won't give it up until tapes cease to exist (a friend of mine still makes mix tapes, which keeps this sucker busy).
I want to see him try to operate an IBM MC/ST that uses magnetic cards. Or change the golfball on a Selectric. I want to see him boot up a Compaq Portable. I want to see him try to hook up an Atari 2600 to a 19" Zenith. I want to see him try to hook up a Radio Shack VHF/UHF Antenna. I want to see him make a banner in Print Shop using a Brother dot matrix printer. I want to see him try to tune in a ballgame on a transistor radio. I want to see him try to figure out a Panasonic tape recorder. I want to see him fix the tracking on a worn out Betamax filled with old episodes of Automan taped from TV. I want to see him spool a film projector. I want to see him operate a filmstrip projector.
@TrollSlayer: Those dinosaurs wouldn't even know the phrase "full of fail". Poppycock! How can one be "FULL" of failure? Is failure something tangible in your reality? Codswallop, whatwhat!
Sorry it took so long to respond but the Smith-Corona that I comment with doesn't have an F5 key. And the E sticks.
I stand by my earlier assessment. I want to see this kid post onto a BBS using a modem with an acoustic coupler, hammering out a post on an IBM Model M keyboard on a 286 with a CGA monitor.
@WearingBlue4BillyMays_GitEmSteveDave: You're right: I want to see him load a slide tray. I want to see him make a Hypercard stack. I want to see him use BASIC. I want to see him load a 35mm camera. I want to see him figure out a Lite-Brite.
@ninjagin: I want to see him figure out flash cubes. I want to see him adjust the vertical hold. I want to see him figure out thermal paper. I want to see him figure out how to play a 45. I want to see him set the 3 FM and 2 AM presets on a 1980 Toyota Corolla factory installed radio. I want to see him edit AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS. I want to see him try to play Zork. I want to see him try to play Net Hack. I want to see him use a slide rule. I want to see him change the correction ribbon on a Selectric VI (in case you can't tell, I love Selectrics. And Smith-Coronas).
@OMG! Ponies!: MOOT point dude! It's not that they fail!!! They didn't have this stuff while growing up, just like kids in 20 years won't know what HD is or what they need an hdmi cable for or whatever...you FAIL! have some faith! they WILL be running the counrty when you are sitting in your easy chair sipping lemonade talking about the old Green X game thingy you had "back in the day" It's all relative, roll with the changes.
@UnderLoK: Ahhh. Sweet memories of Hustler, stashed under the top drawer in my desk in my bedroom. The magazine of my misspent youth. That and Rolling Stone.
Sometimes, growing up in the suburbs during the 80's doesn't seem like such a bad thing.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to listen to "True Blue", a vastly underrated Madonna album.
I'm of the belief, not that global warming doesn't exist, but that it does exist and that thanks to rapid industrialization of China, and India, that we are past the point of no return.
We'll be lucky to be around in 100 years.
Couple this with a decline in build-quality in consumer electronics coupled with a general acceptance of planned obsolence by consumers and you'll see one way that a 1985 Walkman trumps a 2009 iPod. I remember countless times that I dropped my Walkman. Why is a 3' fall onto concrete a relevant standard? Because that is what happens when the player comes off the belt. Walkman could survive a fall like that.
@UnderLoK: Required checking the trash at the local QuikChek and/or finding a copy that blew out of some truckers window and found it's way onto the side of the road almost entirely intact. I think I still have my first copy of "Genesis".
@OMG! Ponies!: Who cares if a kid of today doesn't know how to use a bunch of antiquated technology? It's not like any teenagers NEED to know how to use a record player... why would they need to? What's the point of learning how to type program paths and directories in DOS? If the common teen is never going to be using those, why is it so important to know? Just because you grew up on those things doesn't mean they're the best solutions.
And like someone said before, you could just keep saying the same thing about every generation - how many geeks (no matter what age) know how to hunt, kill, and prepare their own food? How many of us know how to farm, build a house, shear a sheep, etc?
The point is, there was once a time when people needed to know how to do ______ because it was part of the mainstream societal need... but all these things are no longer applicable to the common person. And Why should they be? No person can or should be expected to know how to do everything; people just need to know how to do simple modern tasks, and specialize in whatever they want to be good at.
Really? Walkman is better than iPod because it can take a fall better? You must be lying to yourself by thinking that any amount of case-by-case hardware fragility could even compare to the superiority of digital media vs. analog!
@adamhunterpeck: I know how to hunt, kill, and prepare my food. I know how to/live on a farm, I can build a house(not necessarily the BEST house, but a livable one), but I can't shear a sheep.
But you know what? I can also use a typewriter and sew on a Singer sewing machine, both of which are more than twice my age old. And they are more reliable than half the crap out there. And when I have a kid, they too are going to learn how to sew and type on a typewriter.
You are correct that no person should be expected to know these things, but they can. And by knowing those things, they will be better than a person who does not and be more valuable. Let's not forget that many things are still out there that aren't current spec, and someone who can work on it is valuable. Think about how many people have a job b/c someone doesn't care enough to know what every button does.
Was it one of the cheap ones that only had a fast forward button and you had to flip the tape over to rewind it? Because if so, I wonder how long that took him to figure out.
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Side note: Anyone else just a little surprised the army men from Toy Story didn't get a spin-off?
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I'm not sure how much intrigue there could possibly be in the Toy Story army men. In either case, I hope that the 3rd flick is the last. I can't see it getting any better after that.
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That being said, the fact that Disney didn't squeeze the franchise for all it's worth was a little surprising. A pleasant one, but a surprise nonetheless.
In any case, Dreamworks *does* need to make a toy movie out of violent office toys. It'll suck, but dangit, I want to see my wildest, most violent, most gory toys-versus-average-joe fantasies played out on the big-....
Wait. Nevermind. *goes to watch Small Soldiers*
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Ack Small Soldiers. I wanted Chip Hazard to tear the Gorgons in two.
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@Nick: Well, what the hell would you call these?
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Set it up next to my door. Tell people it's real.
How will they know I'm lying?
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dont forget laserdisc, and the hoops one had to jump through to get those to play sometimes.
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Sorry it took so long to respond but the Smith-Corona that I comment with doesn't have an F5 key. And the E sticks.
I stand by my earlier assessment. I want to see this kid post onto a BBS using a modem with an acoustic coupler, hammering out a post on an IBM Model M keyboard on a 286 with a CGA monitor.
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Or how you helped a little girl fight back against the local nuclear power plant owners capitalization of the news media?

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Sometimes, growing up in the suburbs during the 80's doesn't seem like such a bad thing.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to listen to "True Blue", a vastly underrated Madonna album.
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I'm of the belief, not that global warming doesn't exist, but that it does exist and that thanks to rapid industrialization of China, and India, that we are past the point of no return.
We'll be lucky to be around in 100 years.
Couple this with a decline in build-quality in consumer electronics coupled with a general acceptance of planned obsolence by consumers and you'll see one way that a 1985 Walkman trumps a 2009 iPod. I remember countless times that I dropped my Walkman. Why is a 3' fall onto concrete a relevant standard? Because that is what happens when the player comes off the belt. Walkman could survive a fall like that.
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@OMG! Ponies!: Who cares if a kid of today doesn't know how to use a bunch of antiquated technology? It's not like any teenagers NEED to know how to use a record player... why would they need to? What's the point of learning how to type program paths and directories in DOS? If the common teen is never going to be using those, why is it so important to know? Just because you grew up on those things doesn't mean they're the best solutions.
And like someone said before, you could just keep saying the same thing about every generation - how many geeks (no matter what age) know how to hunt, kill, and prepare their own food? How many of us know how to farm, build a house, shear a sheep, etc?
The point is, there was once a time when people needed to know how to do ______ because it was part of the mainstream societal need... but all these things are no longer applicable to the common person. And Why should they be? No person can or should be expected to know how to do everything; people just need to know how to do simple modern tasks, and specialize in whatever they want to be good at.
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Really? Walkman is better than iPod because it can take a fall better? You must be lying to yourself by thinking that any amount of case-by-case hardware fragility could even compare to the superiority of digital media vs. analog!
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But you know what? I can also use a typewriter and sew on a Singer sewing machine, both of which are more than twice my age old. And they are more reliable than half the crap out there. And when I have a kid, they too are going to learn how to sew and type on a typewriter.
You are correct that no person should be expected to know these things, but they can. And by knowing those things, they will be better than a person who does not and be more valuable. Let's not forget that many things are still out there that aren't current spec, and someone who can work on it is valuable. Think about how many people have a job b/c someone doesn't care enough to know what every button does.
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