• Gizmodo
  • bestmodo
  • lifehacker
  • kotaku
  • Profile logout login

#tech

Gizmodo

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #dealzmodo,
  • #rumors,
  • #broken,
  • #iphoneapps,
  • #apple,
  • etc.

New York, 3:48 PM
Sun Nov 15
16 posts in the last 24 hours

FR | IT | DE | SP | JP | AU | BR

Gizmodo Team

Tip your editors:
tips@gizmodo.com

Editorial Director:
Brian Lam | Email | Twitter

Editor:
Jason Chen
Email | AIM | Twitter

Features Editor:
Wilson Rothman
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Jesus Diaz
Email | AIM | Twitter
Mark Wilson, Reviews
Email | AIM | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Matt Buchanan
Email | AIM | Twitter
Adam Frucci
Email | Twitter
Sean Fallon
Email | Twitter
Jack Loftus
Email | Twitter
John Herrman
Email | Twitter
Dan Nosowitz
Email
Chris Mascari
Email
Danny Allen
Email | Twitter

Columnist:
Brendan I. Koerner

Interns:
Don Nguyen
Email
Chris Jacob
Email

Comment Intern:
Nick Ellenoff | Email

Heroes and Friends

Comment Account Questions:
Comments@gizmodo.com

SUBSCRIBE TO Gizmodo RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
9515 Subscribers
Gizmodo
  • posts about #tech more →

    Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?

    The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway

    Last Year's Model: Get Great Gadgets. And Keep Them

    The Tech and Science Behind Little Red Riding Hood

    10 Ways Tech Magazines Are Failing Readers

    Why Kids Deserve Crappy Gadgets This Holiday

    Philips iPill Senses Location in Body, Delivers Doses to Precise Spots

    Geeks Support Obama

    People Who Hate Technology Are Total Freaks

    Hasbro Room Tech Clock Wirelessly Wakes the Lamps in Your Room

  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Maxx Craves: Maxx Craves:
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    It sounds like Martha has been hitting the Blackberry and Apple Schnapps!
     Reply
    Platypus Man promoted this comment Maxx Craves: was starred Maxx Craves: was unstarred
    Image of hadees hadees
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    Damn now that I know Martha isn't going to be tweeting nude photos of herself I'm going to stop following her.
     Reply
    gemcosta promoted this comment hadees was starred hadees was unstarred
    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    Emails are so impersonal, and there are so many ways to make them more special. You can give your emails a more personal touch by using smileys or novel punctuation sequences. It doesn't have to be time-consuming, either. Let's take a look at how smileys can really make those ordinary emails more out-of-the-ordinary and playful.

    First, there's just the plain smiley (colon, right parenthesis)

    :)

    Simple and fun. Great as a short finishing symbol after a thought or invitation, and one that almost everyone can understand. Smiles are universal, after all. Let's look at some imaginative noses, just to put some sparkle on that smiley.

    Here's a pointy nose, pointing up, using the caret

    :^)

    Good times. We can try other noses, like the clown nose, for more lighthearted fun

    :o)

    ... and for times that require a more agrarian spring or harvest-time spirit, the pig nose

    :@)

    It's hard to make gender-appropriate festive smileys, but you can make a great halloween smiley of any nose style by putting a 'less-than-pipe) witch hat on top, like this

    <|:^)

    As long as we want to play with hats, "greater-than" beards can make a charming addition to the more conventional smiley, shown here with a caret nose

    <|:^)>

    or maybe a fedora

    <]:^)>

    or maybe a cowboy hat for a western rodeo touch, but be careful, because it might look like devilish eyebrows if the context isn't quite right

    <}:^)>

    It's fun when you can put a sexy goatee on your smiley, too, using a right-bracket

    <|:^)}

    And don't forget the semicolon wink for that cheeky touch!

    <|;^)}

    Be creative, too. The person that gets your email will appreciate it. Try using a happy-tongue mouth from capital p, to add a saucy text-based raspberry

    <|:^P}

    That's just a start. Grab some sprinkles and your glue gun and a little fun and spirit and you can make your own smileys for any occasion.

    Good times.
     Reply
    Edited by ninjagin at 10/02/09 7:31 PM ninjagin was starred ninjagin was unstarred
    Image of Kendra Kendra
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    I think she's "talking down" to her audience because most of them have not discovered the internet - and if they have - still haven't got the hang of it.
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment Kendra was starred Kendra was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/02/09

    @Kendra: I'm pretty sure she talks down to her audience on a regular basis..
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Kendra Kendra
    10/05/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: lolz, probably because she's drunk 98% of the time on air.
     Reply
    Kendra was starred Kendra was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    This is a lot like when my uncle discovered the internet, and instantly discovered that he had been paying for porn like a sucker for way too long.
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: People used to pay for porn?
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment mattycakes was starred mattycakes was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/02/09

    @mattycakes: Surprised me too.
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Maybe he can get Michael Moore to get some of that money back..
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    Is that a good thing?
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of exploded exploded
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    One thing that I have encountered as very confusing to tech newbies is the word "flash".


    There are at least 3 different meanings.


    Flash memory
    Flash a BIOS
    Adobe Flash

     Reply
    exploded was starred exploded was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    @exploded: just don't use it with "elementary school"
     Reply
    Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of elementary elementary
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    I get a lot of offers for cookies, and I always accept. I mean, who wouldn't? Anyway, I have yet to receive any. I must need to update my address or somthing.
     Reply
    elementary was starred elementary was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    @elementary: nah, you just have to get in the van. it's ok. you're mother sent us to come get you. wanna see a dongle?
     Reply
    Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    What I concluded after reading this list are: 1) People are confused about everything tech-related, 2) Therefore, this list is just comprised of the most common tech-related words.


    I mean, "Desktop"? "Ethernet"? Seriously?

     Reply
    Hello Mister Walrus was starred Hello Mister Walrus was unstarred
    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    04/27/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: The ethernet is that thing you use to catch the etherbunny
     Reply
    Geisrud was starred Geisrud was unstarred
    Image of tande04 tande04
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    Confusingly enough the PC Suite isn't just a nokia thing, they just linked to the nokia wiki for it.


    Theres LG ones, Sony, etc.

     Reply
    tande04 was starred tande04 was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    04/27/09

    @tande04: Yeah most phone manufacturers that include PC/Mac software will refer to that software as their "PC Suite", I even got a "PC Suite" with my Sprint Touch Pro, all it really included was a user manual pdf, an outdated copy of ActiveSync, and the Win98SE USB driver...


    sheesh.

     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of frigg frigg
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    Of course, these are only the 10 most confusing terms in tech out of a total sample of 11 terms, that also included "television set." I guess most people know what that means.
     Reply
    frigg was starred frigg was unstarred
    Image of DeadWriter DeadWriter
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    Anti-malware programs have my father believing that cookies were as bad as viruses.
     Reply
    DeadWriter was starred DeadWriter was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    04/27/09

    @DeadWriter: They seem to know where I keep my cookies...


    We need a lock for the pantry...

     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    04/28/09

    @DeadWriter:
    Some are, but it's pretty much impossible to surf many sites without letting some sort of beningn cookie land on your system, particularly if you want to submit information by some sort of posting system (such as this). The only site I can think of where you can post sans cookies is Lugnet.com.
     Reply
    Purple Dave was starred Purple Dave was unstarred
    Image of drewheyman drewheyman
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    i'm not telling my grandma what a dongle is. she'd wash my mouth out with soap.
     Reply
    drewheyman was starred drewheyman was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    04/27/09

    @drewheyman: "It... it ...it was... soap POISONING!"
     Reply
    Xeno was starred Xeno was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    04/27/09

    @Xeno wishes there was a preview button: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
     Reply
    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    04/27/09

    @drewheyman: Grandma, your incontinence doesn't have anything to do with hitting "Ctrl+P" to print that email...


    No grandma you don't have to apologize to me for not being able to control your pee... Do you want me to help you print that email? Then stop talking about your pee.


    That's it, I'm hanging up...

     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of tomboygirl tomboygirl
    04/23/09

    In reply to Last Year's Model: Get Great Gadgets. And Keep Them
    This is why I do so much research before I buy anything. I unexpectedly got an iPod for Xmas last year. Before I opened the packaging, I had to research MP3 players to make sure I wanted to keep it. I ended up returning it and buying the same model from bestbuy.com and picking it up at the store to save $20 or something. I think most people would have just opened it up immediately.


    Also, it pays to research your purchases so you know the market for that item. I always try to figure out the point of diminishing returns for spending more money. To me, that point is where you should buy.

     Reply
    tomboygirl was starred tomboygirl was unstarred
    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/23/09

    @tomboygirl: My strategy is to buy whatever is best-in-class in a robust technology and then treat it well so it will last.


    CRT is as stable as TV tech gets and they're still trying to get improvements to contrast ratio in LCD. Digital photography has come a long way and it's mainly about lowering noise on robust chip technology. And new major home audio standards don't come too often.

     Reply
    OMG! Ponies! was starred OMG! Ponies! was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    04/23/09

    In reply to Last Year's Model: Get Great Gadgets. And Keep Them
    With rare exception, I dont want a first generation anything. I dont buy first model year cars, and I wait for SP1 on OSs. Too buggy and I dont have the time or patience for working through it.
     Reply
    Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gizmodo account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.