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Happy 100th Birthday To The Toaster
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03/31/09
Yeah toast!
03/31/09
BLT:
4 rashers of crisp bacon, split cross-wise
3 slices beefsteak tomato
4 leaves of romaine lettuce
2 slices of white bread
Hellman's mayonnaise
Toast bread. Spread mayonnaise on bread. Stack lettuce, then tomato, then bacon on bottom slice, lining up where the sandwich will be cut in half. Put top slice on and cut cross-wise. Serve with a pickle spear.
Latchkey Grilled Cheese.
4 slices of processed American cheese (Velveeta or Kraft)
2 slices of white bread
Softened butter
1 can Campbell's Tomato Soup
Toast bread. While toasting bread, begin warming up soup. Spread butter on toast. Layer cheese slices on bread, leaving a little bit of room on margins. Microwave on high for 20 seconds. Cut diagonal. Serve with tomato soup.
Both sandwiches are best eaten while playing video games.
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@michaelportent: Put the bowl of soup on the floor beside you. It's assumed that you're sitting Indian-style on the floor, about 4 feet from the TV, which is the ideal way to play Legend of Zelda.
03/31/09
Why do I like toast? Because it combines bread with fire. And the resulting toast is greater than the sum of its parts because it can carry soft butter and simultaneously be used as sop for egg yolk. And, of course, as stated, where there's toast there is also bacon.
Lest we forget, bacon and toast are not just breakfast. They are half of one of the greatest sandwiches of all - the mighty BLT. Toasted white bread with a smattering of mayonnaise, carrying beefsteak tomato, crisp romaine lettuce, and crispy, warm, salty bacon. The merging of flavors, textures, sounds, and temperatures in such a simple form is unrivaled in the culinary world.
To toast! To bacon! To sandwiches! To tomatoes! To lunch!
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I recommend using a roma tomato. Just as delicious, a little meatier, a lot less juicy.
I think about sandwiches a lot.
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Thanks for reminding me that I've been slacking on my blogging duties.
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I have to admit, it's one of the most convincing commercials ever. Watching the kids break open the flaky strudel crust...it makes me never want to eat another pop tart again.
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I didn't actually weep, but I was thinking about it.
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If you say yes, I may weep with delight myself.
If you say no, I may weep over the unnecessary hole that I've been carrying in my life.
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This confuses my modern mind.
But I am certain there were no apples in the western hemisphere, when people were first eating peanut butter.
I guess it's possible they ate it on corn cakes, but that seems a little difficult to believe.
@IcemanD: Remember that time Chimalpopoca's friends were throwing a surprise party for him? Oh man, he never could live that down!