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    Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence

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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    Shoot,why can't folks like him and dog lady ever meet up?
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/26/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: At least she was sticking with her own kind, unlike him...
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    Do you think he'll call the vacuum after he gets out of jail?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    Reminds me of a story from my neighbor who worked at Sears for most of his life. Lady came in talking about how powerful their shop vacs are. She demanded that they re-name the line "The Sears Super Sucker"...
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    Image of LittleJon LittleJon
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    I had one of those Numatic "Henry" vacuum cleaner (shown in the photo). Never had sex with it though. I'm not in to male vacuum cleaners!
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/25/09

    @LittleJon: So if it had a sex change and became Henrietta you'd be fine with it? Yeah! Okay! What?
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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    Question - is the vacuum pictured in this post called a Henry Hoover in the US / anywhere outside of the UK?


    In addition, here is a story that actually involves the vacuum pictured.

    [www.telegraph.co.uk]

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    03/26/09

    @Scotland:


    Nothing you guys call things is used in the US.

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    Image of Shak_0: Disregard anything I say after the colon Shak_0: Disregard anything I say after the colon
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    Paris Hilton who endangered people's lives by drunk driving and went on to violate her probation got sentenced to 45 days. This guy gets 90 for messing around with a vacuum cleaner. That's America for you.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/25/09

    @Shak_0: There's a difference between getting whacked for such crimes in L.A. vs Saginaw ya know?
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    Image of vista64guy vista64guy
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    That "Sucks".
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    03/25/09

    @vista64guy: Seriously dude, it was the first comment up.


    It'd been sitting there for 27 minutes.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/25/09

    @vista64guy: "That "Sucks"."


    It was kinda cute when bpapa9013 opened up the commenting with an admittedly easy pun. Now, a half hour later, when it's obvious you haven't even bothered to look at anyone else's comments, it's just dull.

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    bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/26/09

    @bosskev: And I was ashamed of myself for posting it then...


    Who am I kidding? Now that I have a star I have no shame, but none the less, I at least knew it was a weak post at the time...

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    03/26/09

    Let's not be so hard on vista64guy. So it took him 5 minutes to read the article, 19 minutes to think of the clever pun, 2 minutes to have a piss, and then one whole minute to type it up.


    Show a little sensitivity [whisper] the guy may be a little .. slow[/whisper].

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    Image of parachoid parachoid
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    I wonder if the guy had a name that fit the scene of the crime, something like Dick Hoover?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/25/09

    @parachoid: Or Justin Kirby.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    03/25/09

    @bosskev: Or James Dyson.
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    Image of jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air
    03/25/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Or Kanye West. >.>


    I know it has nothing to do with the running line of vacuum company founders, but I feel that it is still valid on the grounds that Kanye West is a douche.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/25/09

    @jackfrost132: Actually, Justin Kirby was not, to my knowledge, a vacuum company founder. I only came up with that name to suggest...well..."his recent physical location", i.e., just in Kirby.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    03/25/09

    @jackfrost132: Them's fightin words!


    Well, they would have been prior to this new album...but jeez that album is full of "I am a douche."

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    Image of jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air
    03/25/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: "Also the I'm more influential to music than John Lennon" quote, that's insta-douche to me.


    @bosskev: Ahh, I see, I didn't get it the first time around.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/25/09

    @jackfrost132: "@bosskev: Ahh, I see, I didn't get it the first time around."


    Not a problem. Sometimes my "humor" is so obscure even I miss it on the first several readings. (I mean I know I must be a funny guy; all I have to do is go out in public, people die laughing all around me.)

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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    At 29 you'd think he would have had at least 1 girlfriend show him that there is more to a BJ than suction. This could not have been pleasurable.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/25/09

    @Software_Goddess: Maybe he was turning it on and off repeatedly..
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    Image of Ken_Darrow Ken_Darrow
    03/25/09

    @Software_Goddess: Well the vacum swallow with no complaints. Maybe that's when he's loving it.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/25/09

    @Ken_Darrow: I find it sad that you men don't realize that it is what YOU eat that keeps your women from swallowing. If you drink beer it makes it very bitter and causes the gag reflex to kick in. Green tea drinkers do not have this complaint.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/25/09

    @Software_Goddess: "...it is what YOU eat that keeps your women from swallowing."


    And, guys, under NO conditions eat asparagus before or during any hot date. TRUST me on this.

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    bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    03/26/09

    @bosskev:


    So long as they keep taste receptors out of the human vagine, I'm going with beer and asparagus for dinner every night.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    I had a co-worker who would tell the story of a guy she dated who had a small chunk missing from his...well, very private place. During an intimate moment she asked him how he got that terrible nick. He answered, "Vacuum".


    That was their last date.

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    bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    That takes blow job to a whole new level
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/25/09

    @Cordfucious Lt. Col to Con Seanery: Completely off topic, but there's a sex shop in my town that carries random lewd bumper-stickers.


    One of my favorites is just "Suck It!" in bright red letters on a black background, I am totally going to get it and put it on my Roomba. (If Woot! ever gets around to shipping it out that is...)

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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    03/25/09

    @bpapa9013 - Is now an ego maniac thanks to his new star ->: that sounds like a GREAT idea. Wonder if you can print your own stickers and make branded SUCK IT signs
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/25/09

    In reply to Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence
    That sucks.
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    Image of jonhapimp jonhapimp
    03/25/09

    @bpapa9013 - Is now an ego maniac thanks to his new star ->:

    ha
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/25/09

    @jonhapimp: Hrm... I thought I would probably get flamed. Thanks for supporting the punny arts?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/25/09

    @bpapa9013 - Is now an ego maniac thanks to his new star ->: Even the low hanging fruit has its admirers at Gizmodo.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    03/25/09

    @bpapa9013: Exposing one's self in public is never funny. It's not like he did this in a vacuum.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/25/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: I bow down before the master.
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