Here's What Your Favorite App Really Thinks of You

Your favorite apps are there to cater to your every whim. At least until it's time to cater to the whims of a monolith that wants to know your personal details, and is willing to pay top dollar for them. Here's what you really mean to the photo sharing services—and basically everything else—of the world, compliments… » 12/13/12 11:17am 12/13/12 11:17am

This Onion TED Parody Has a Dog Eating Apple Pie, and That's All That…

I'm sure the new Onion's TED parody is funny, but I was just too impatient to sit through all that talk about how we consume, digest and poop out news even before they are fully written. So I jumped to the end, when a dog eats an apple pie, a moment I've waited to see in detail since they released their series… » 11/28/12 1:16pm 11/28/12 1:16pm

The Onion's First TED Talk Parody Is Freaking Hilarious (Because It…

Wouldn't it be great if cars ran off of compost? That's not the topic of a TED Talk, but, sadly, that small nugget of an idea is all you would need to to be granted the freedom to pontificate before an audience of naive dreamers at a hokey conference. Welcome to The Onion's first TED Talk parody. It's incredible. And… » 10/17/12 12:56pm 10/17/12 12:56pm