There. The true Apple tree, in a t-shirt. See? See? OK, whatever. But if it was so obvious, how come you didn't think about it. That's what I thought. At least you can buy it for $18. [Go Ape T-Shirts]
It seems fans of golf take every precaution to not get any exercise at all when playing the "sport". Caddys to carry your clubs, golf carts to whisk you from here to there—why is Tiger Woods considered an athlete again?