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    Image of theimmc theimmc
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    Just in time for Easter too. Get a few for your next egg hunt.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @theimmc: Yeah, paint a few faces on em. That should liven things up.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    I think you're supposed to swallow it, and let it work its way through your system.
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    Image of AKAuser AKAuser
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    What came first?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/29/09

    @AKAuser: Don't you mean "who"?
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    I, for one, welcome our Egg Masturbator Overlords.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @Hamslicer: *waves*
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    Image of Jen Jen
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    I'm more curious why that guy has so much skin peeled off of his fingers.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Jen: Obviously from rigorous testing..
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Jen: Or to put it more bluntly, there's probably not too many women who would get intimate with a guy who has some big 'ol nasty ham-hands like that. As a result he needs to take matters into his own hands, so to speak...
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/29/09

    @Jen: "Practice what you preach"
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate: Make sure to cut your fingernails too.
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    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I always keep them clean and neatly trimmed.
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    Image of vertigo vertigo
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    Ok wait... sorry... go scroll back up and look at the knuckles on the dood. ..yep nuff said.
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    Image of TheCapt TheCapt
    01/29/09

    @vertigo: That is a man you don't want to f&*( with. Those 'things' are what you get from punching something (usually plywood or thin carpet over wood) very hard, repeatedly. We had a black belt in my army unit that was very proud of his callused knuckles and he could hit shit very hard without hurting himself.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/30/09

    @TheCapt: Totally wrong. You don't punch things with your second knuckles. You punch things with your FIRST knuckles. This is 18 years of martial arts training talking.


    Best guess? Blisters from something. Burn? Fall off a bike?

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    It looks like egg-shaped Wii-mote covers.
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    Image of Classic_Ron Classic_Ron
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    this is amazing, i mean i'm glad it stretches because its not all that big
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Classic_Ron: That ensures for a snug fit..
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    wait there's a LEGO NXT Mindstorm Masturmachine? Who oh who would fuck LEGO? Who? WHO?!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Uhm, let me guess...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate: If the guess is me, you'd be wrong. I have a strict human female only policy, and possibly super realistic female robots.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: You know you'd hit that:


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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @Gann: No eyes or nipples?


    Pass.

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    Image of boot shrew boot shrew
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I'm concerned about that massive bush. You'd need to hack through that with a machete as if you were trying to find Dr. Livingstone.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: If you're into crazy:


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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @boot shrew: What's even worse is the fact that if you look close enough you can see the bush has a horizontal smile...


    Oh wait, I mean I didn't really look that closely.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    The incredible fuckable egg?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    Are they sold in quantities of a dozen like real eggs?


    If that's the case you could have a Harem in your hand..

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    So it's ribbed internally for your pleasure instead of hers..
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    Image of MIKEAWESOME MIKEAWESOME
    01/30/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate: Now if you wear it inside out...
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    MOM! Why is my omelette so...slippery? Kinda salty too...
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/29/09

    @bosskev: Hehe. Gross.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    This post has "Access Denied" all over my screen.
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