Gizmodo: tenga

Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:20:00 EST

Onanists of the Giz! Please check the Tenga Egg masturbator thingamajig out and tell me how the hell it is supposed to work its masturmagic, because right now, I'm completely clueless about it.

I can get this and this, but this:

Is this a condomurbator?

Is it?

Seriously, tell me.

Because now I'm officially curious, and I will have to try one out. Maybe this is the perfect complement for the Lego Mindstorms NXT masturmachine. [The Frisky and Sankaku Complex (NSFW)]

Japan Dominates Masturbate-a-Thon: Gadgets Help Break 8 Hour 30 Minute Record (NSFW)

Sean Fallon — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:30:00 EDT

Think you have what it takes to become a masturbating champion? Can you endure longer than 8 hours and 40 minutes? Because that is what it will take to beat the new record set by both Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato of Tokyo at this year's Masturbate-a-Thon in San Francisco. The two finalists went "head-to-head" in a competition that finally ended when an exhausted Taneichi gave up, allowing Sato to claim the prestigious title. What was their secret? They were both using the Tenga New Adult Concept line of onanism cups. WARNING!: NSFW gallery after the break.

Tenga Demo Video (Safe):

In fact, the two men were representatives from Tenga who spent the $20 entrance fee in order to conduct a "little research" into their new product. So, if you want to go pro with your masturbating hobby, you are going to need to get yourself a Tenga cup and practice, practice, practice. But that is what it takes to be a true champion—blood, sweat, and semen. So get cracking guys! We need to bring this title home to the USA next year! [SF Weekly via 3yen and Fleshbot]

Tenga Flip Hole Masturbatory Machine Has Me Foxed

AddyDugdale — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:51:50 EDT

I am ashamed to say that the first time I saw this, I thought it a clamshell phone concept. Called the Tenga Flip Hole onacup, it's a *whispers* wanking machine that opens up so you can clean it easily. It's made of silicon, and there are vacuum and pump buttons buttons on it for you to adjust the side and, er, pump. It's good for fifty goes, apparently, and will cost you $99, for which they throw in three pots of lube. There's a fascinating birds-eye view of it after the jump.

I've had enough. Can I go home now, please? [Product Page via Kanojo Toys]

Tomorrow's Masturbation Technology is Here, Today!

Sean Fallon — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:00:03 EST

It may not compare to the fabled "Blowjob Machine," but naughty gadget maker Tenga has unveiled their "New Adult Concept" lineup of "onanism cups" that offer male users five "never before experienced sexual sensations." Choose from the Deep Throat Cup, Soft Tube Cup, Rolling Head Cup, Air Cushion Cup, and the invigorating Double Hole Cup. The devices are disposable, and Tenga stresses that you shouldn't be using them repeatedly by "rinsing them out." Ha Ha...gross! The devices are available now starting at 1500 yen ($14) —Japan only (sorry horny Westerners!). [Product Page via Digital World Tokyo via Wired]

Update: The device is available in the States. Horny Westerners rejoice! $18-$27 [US Product Page]

Penis-Pump Chandelier: Peace Pump

Mark Wilson — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:38:58 EST

Part of the Peace Needs a New Logo event in Aoyama during Tokyo Design Week, this chandelier is comprised of the internal makeup of Tenga penis pumps.

A Nokia researcher had this to say about the piece:

...the obscurity of its origins, its display in a public space, and the very personal nature of a Tenga's use make this lamp shade a conversational bonding experience...

Peace may need a new logo, but trust me, this ain't it. – Mark Wilson

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