Ever wake up and think: "Today I'd like to have my inner ears tied to a seven-story turbine as it vomits the inhabitants of an insane asylum, while my eyes are violated watching a conveyor belt sexually molest itself?"
Genius: a cup sleeve that expands via endothermic reaction when the cup is filled with hot liquid, insulating your hot coffee and keeping your hand from getting roasted. Utterly horrifying: the end of this video. [Heatswell]
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Tetsuo: Man of Iron is one of the freakiest movies ever to come out of Japan, and this is its freakiest moment. A businessman becomes infected with some kind of techno-virus, which starts turning him into a machine. When he makes out with his girlfriend, his penis becomes a giant power drill that threatens to tear…