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    Would You Replace Your Baby's Rattle with an iPhone?

    LeapFrog Text & Learn: A Blackberry for Those Too Young Not to Swallow a Blackberry
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Would You Replace Your Baby's Rattle with an iPhone?
    "Would You Replace Your Baby's Rattle with an iPhone?"


    Sure, why not. The call quality is about the same..

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    05/28/09

    In reply to Would You Replace Your Baby's Rattle with an iPhone?
    I'm thinking anyone who gives a baby a $300 cell phone to play with shouldn't have either.
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    05/28/09

    @mdoublej: true
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Would You Replace Your Baby's Rattle with an iPhone?
    Why not just replace the rattle with some faberge eggs and crystal figurines? If you're going to put expensive shit in the hands of clumsitastic infant people, you might as well aim a little higher.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Would You Replace Your Baby's Rattle with an iPhone?
    I don't have any children and I don't care what fancy piece of paper you got from a judge; that bastard isn't mine.
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    05/28/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Relax, Ponies! When I found myself in a situation similar to yours, I made the best of it. Didn't fight it, accepted custody, then immediately took the little bugger here:



    And I wrangled a really sweet deal, swapping little doody drawers for a PlayStation 3 and a mini-fridge! Of course, YMMV.


    I mean, really, Ponies! Don't...er...look a gift horse in the mouth.

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    05/28/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: We'll see about that. The wee tyke's been snarking it up, and calling everyone a scamp.
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    05/28/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Bring him back after his balls drop. If his nuts are as big as mine, maybe I'll pay up.


    Until then, he's just another brat with bad hair, a big dick, and a bigger mouth.

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    05/28/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    * half a day later he realizes the missed opportunity *

    * sighs *

    * goes for it anyway *


    "Until then, he's just another brat with ... a big dick ..."


    Well, if you were looking for a conclusive way to disprove paternity, I'd say you had it.

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    05/28/09

    In reply to Would You Replace Your Baby's Rattle with an iPhone?
    just give the darn baby your keys. come on people. back to basics.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Would You Replace Your Baby's Rattle with an iPhone?
    I'm pretty sure the baby would throw/destroy the phone, chew on it (so if you want to kill your meddlesome baby by "accident" you could feed it an iPhone).


    Also, why an iPhone, why not a refurb 1st Gen iPod touch?

    My cheaper then a calling plan. Also probably has more harmful toxic materials so that pesky crying and diaper change can end in a more timely manner.


    Due to the suggestion on "The Early Show" there is no cover up needed when the police come to investigate.

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    05/28/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Whatever happened to the days when babies were free to just peel paint right off the walls?
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    01/28/09

    In reply to LeapFrog Text & Learn: A Blackberry for Those Too Young Not to Swallow a Blackberry
    This is where it all starts... then when they're 16, their parents will take away their cellphone for texting too much, and then the they'll try to kill their parents with dual-wielding knives.
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    01/28/09

    @Rabid Penguin: Then when the cops ask "why?" she'll reply "Scout told me to do it. I didn't want to, but I couldn't tell him no. He's my friend."
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    01/28/09

    @Rabid Penguin: That's when you nip it in the bud the Overlook Hotel way. All video games and no chores being done makes Jack a dull boy!
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    01/28/09

    In reply to LeapFrog Text & Learn: A Blackberry for Those Too Young Not to Swallow a Blackberry
    Oh yeah, and SteveDave I was expecting, "IDK my BFF Scout".


    You've let me down man....

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    01/28/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate: There's a fish, so it would be IDK, my BFF Flounder
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    01/28/09

    @No,Comma_GitEmSteveDave: That's better.
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    01/28/09

    In reply to LeapFrog Text & Learn: A Blackberry for Those Too Young Not to Swallow a Blackberry
    Text & Learn is the new Speak & Spell..
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    01/28/09

    In reply to LeapFrog Text & Learn: A Blackberry for Those Too Young Not to Swallow a Blackberry
    Is it approved by the NSA/DOD for encryption levels/quality?
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