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I wholly disagree with this post. First of all, I am quite drunk at the moment, and am operating my laptop perfectly fine. I have read this post and am posting a reply with no difficulty whatsoever. I'm pretty sure my grammar and spelling are even spot on. Secondly, lamp posts, garbage bins, and Halloween costumes are not gadgets. Therefore, 3/8 of this post is invalid.
@ #3
Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.
@EpiphyteCorp.: ...there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst.
strangely enough, later that year i was being bullied by 3 older kids, and in raising up my arms to resist their pushing, i elbowed the ringleader in the mouth and broke his tooth, resulting in much pain and blood, on accident. but they all thought i was seriously badass or something.
@jokool89: Yeah. Not so funny if you´re drunken on the way home and find that dude.
Happend twice to me.
The second guy i found already stopped breathing.
Managed to keep him alive somehow.
@BobotheTeddy: I thought that only happened to me. I found a drugged (self induced apparently) up Indian (from India) girl laying half-way in a high traffic road a few weeks back. I pulled her out of traffic and called the cops.
Come on kids, if you're gonna do drugs... Do them at home or in a safe place!
@shorty63136: True enough. Even there though I saw several cars swerve around her, not bothering to stop. She was lucky I came along. FL in tourist season is the wrong time to be passing out in the road.
I did find myself secretly wishing that her parent's were ethnic Indians and beat her ass.
I wasn't going to call the cops, but I couldn't get her awake enough to respond to my questions and I didn't want to start digging in her pants for an ID. Last thing I want is to be a sex offender for helping someone out.
@TonyWonder: Actually, the women in the picture are what you think they look like through beer goggles.. In reality the first one is a fat Elvis impersonator, the 2nd looks like David Hasselhoff, the 3rd is the over-the-hill barslut, the 4th is the muffintop with 3 kids and 20 years old looking for daddy warbucks, and the one on the end is your sister...
I'm sorry, but Joey Fatone has reclaimed some cool points in my book for his self satirizing performances on Robot Chicken. It's one thing to be part of a stupid boy band, but it's another thing to go on an offensive comedy show and make fun of yourself for doing it.
Google has a stripper pole in the swiss headquarters? Egad, I'm not sure if I'd want to see the Google employees that use it. Meh, I'll take #9, please.
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Good day from your drunken friend, Aaron C Hintz.
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Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.
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so he found out why it was a bad reason first hand and reported back?
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he was actually killed so.... no.
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don't worry, i gotcha covered.
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"if you get in a fight, you won't be in trouble. unless you lose. then you'll be grounded."
-My Mom, 1992
12/11/09
strangely enough, later that year i was being bullied by 3 older kids, and in raising up my arms to resist their pushing, i elbowed the ringleader in the mouth and broke his tooth, resulting in much pain and blood, on accident. but they all thought i was seriously badass or something.
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Happend twice to me.
The second guy i found already stopped breathing.
Managed to keep him alive somehow.
12/11/09
Come on kids, if you're gonna do drugs... Do them at home or in a safe place!
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I did find myself secretly wishing that her parent's were ethnic Indians and beat her ass.
I wasn't going to call the cops, but I couldn't get her awake enough to respond to my questions and I didn't want to start digging in her pants for an ID. Last thing I want is to be a sex offender for helping someone out.
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[Blue bikini girl is HOT]
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I'm sorry, but Joey Fatone has reclaimed some cool points in my book for his self satirizing performances on Robot Chicken. It's one thing to be part of a stupid boy band, but it's another thing to go on an offensive comedy show and make fun of yourself for doing it.
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Not cool.