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I'm sorry, but Joey Fatone has reclaimed some cool points in my book for his self satirizing performances on Robot Chicken. It's one thing to be part of a stupid boy band, but it's another thing to go on an offensive comedy show and make fun of yourself for doing it.
Google has a stripper pole in the swiss headquarters? Egad, I'm not sure if I'd want to see the Google employees that use it. Meh, I'll take #9, please.
In one job I had to use a printer that was a big believer in the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. If I printed something and ignored the printer, it didn't work. If I printed something and then listened or looked at the printer it would work. It all depended on the observation.
Apparently Sean has never had to fix a wonky VT200/220 terminal.
Most of the repairs for display issues required percussive maintenance due to bad/old solder joints. Far easier to drop the CRT from 4-12" onto a table than open the case, discharge the caps and tube, yadda.
I ran a landscaping company in my younger days. I had one mower which would not work until I cursed profusely at it and eventually kicked it. Then, like magic it would start. This was a daily occurrence. The guys who worked for me thought it was hilarious.
Shut the hell up, Sean! You know exactly fuck-all about fixing delicate machinery.
I remember fixing a 486 that kept crashing by stabbing it 44 times in the side with a Philips head screwdriver. Worked like a charm. After that, I just called the computer "Tina", what with all the times I punched it.
And let's not forget the fact that any CRT monitor could be repaired by hitting the side of the enclosure really hard.
You cannot break electronics through so-called "abuse". If you hit a gadget and it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Anyone who says otherwise is a mincing panty-waisted limp-wristed fruit parfait.
Re: No. 7, I'm sure the kid was wearing friction proof OshKosh's. Anyway, if he was with me, he wouldn't be able to go limp. The deathgrip on his earlobe would keep his ass on his feet.
12/04/09
I'm sorry, but Joey Fatone has reclaimed some cool points in my book for his self satirizing performances on Robot Chicken. It's one thing to be part of a stupid boy band, but it's another thing to go on an offensive comedy show and make fun of yourself for doing it.
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Not cool.
11/20/09
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Most of the repairs for display issues required percussive maintenance due to bad/old solder joints. Far easier to drop the CRT from 4-12" onto a table than open the case, discharge the caps and tube, yadda.
11/20/09
If you're using an terminal program to access and run a VT220 session that's okay.
My first 'computer' was a 3270 terminal - more that 4 colours is a frill.
11/20/09
I've had many a sore quad and palm from this.
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I remember fixing a 486 that kept crashing by stabbing it 44 times in the side with a Philips head screwdriver. Worked like a charm. After that, I just called the computer "Tina", what with all the times I punched it.
And let's not forget the fact that any CRT monitor could be repaired by hitting the side of the enclosure really hard.
You cannot break electronics through so-called "abuse". If you hit a gadget and it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Anyone who says otherwise is a mincing panty-waisted limp-wristed fruit parfait.
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My three step process has rarely failed to fix a broken device.
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Everything else can kiss my butt. #games
11/06/09
Is there a digital version of this?
11/06/09