In one job I had to use a printer that was a big believer in the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. If I printed something and ignored the printer, it didn't work. If I printed something and then listened or looked at the printer it would work. It all depended on the observation.
Apparently Sean has never had to fix a wonky VT200/220 terminal.
Most of the repairs for display issues required percussive maintenance due to bad/old solder joints. Far easier to drop the CRT from 4-12" onto a table than open the case, discharge the caps and tube, yadda.
I ran a landscaping company in my younger days. I had one mower which would not work until I cursed profusely at it and eventually kicked it. Then, like magic it would start. This was a daily occurrence. The guys who worked for me thought it was hilarious.
Shut the hell up, Sean! You know exactly fuck-all about fixing delicate machinery.
I remember fixing a 486 that kept crashing by stabbing it 44 times in the side with a Philips head screwdriver. Worked like a charm. After that, I just called the computer "Tina", what with all the times I punched it.
And let's not forget the fact that any CRT monitor could be repaired by hitting the side of the enclosure really hard.
You cannot break electronics through so-called "abuse". If you hit a gadget and it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Anyone who says otherwise is a mincing panty-waisted limp-wristed fruit parfait.
Re: No. 7, I'm sure the kid was wearing friction proof OshKosh's. Anyway, if he was with me, he wouldn't be able to go limp. The deathgrip on his earlobe would keep his ass on his feet.
I have to say, having to turn that plastic cube everywhere only adds to the frustration of spending hours trying to solve the original. A new electronic version should allow us to hack into it's global network and turn into a Borg Cube controlled by Pee Wee Herman who will no doubt use it to capture the attention of children in far-off galaxies.
On second thought, I want Pee Wee to remain an Earth-only phenomenon, so I will continue to endure the wrist pain and stick with the puzzle I have never solved without the help of Google. Technology be damned.
9 of these are horrid, terrible ideas, fueled by money crazed executives.
1 is so awesome, one wonders if it appears here only because it's awesomeness took hold of the writer's mind and forces him to add it to things it shouldn't be to just stand out even more.
Yes I'm talking about that incredible Vacuum tube chess set. It's awesome. Very awesome, and does not deserve to be on this list.
@RoboBagins: I was just going to say. That chess set is just neat and hardly a digital conversion. But, any reason to show it off is good enough for me.
I also was completely flabbergasted to see the rock, paper, scissors contraption. It actually offended my delicate nature.
@davebg5: Third, it's keeping you entertained during your prison term for fraudulent property sales and refinancing scams. See, you shouldn't have sold that Get Out of Jail Free card to grandma! #games
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Most of the repairs for display issues required percussive maintenance due to bad/old solder joints. Far easier to drop the CRT from 4-12" onto a table than open the case, discharge the caps and tube, yadda.
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If you're using an terminal program to access and run a VT220 session that's okay.
My first 'computer' was a 3270 terminal - more that 4 colours is a frill.
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I've had many a sore quad and palm from this.
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I remember fixing a 486 that kept crashing by stabbing it 44 times in the side with a Philips head screwdriver. Worked like a charm. After that, I just called the computer "Tina", what with all the times I punched it.
And let's not forget the fact that any CRT monitor could be repaired by hitting the side of the enclosure really hard.
You cannot break electronics through so-called "abuse". If you hit a gadget and it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Anyone who says otherwise is a mincing panty-waisted limp-wristed fruit parfait.
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My three step process has rarely failed to fix a broken device.
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Everything else can kiss my butt. #games
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Is there a digital version of this?
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On second thought, I want Pee Wee to remain an Earth-only phenomenon, so I will continue to endure the wrist pain and stick with the puzzle I have never solved without the help of Google. Technology be damned.
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Take solace in knowing that Pee Wee is enduring some wrist pain of his own... #games
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*pukes* #games
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1 is so awesome, one wonders if it appears here only because it's awesomeness took hold of the writer's mind and forces him to add it to things it shouldn't be to just stand out even more.
Yes I'm talking about that incredible Vacuum tube chess set. It's awesome. Very awesome, and does not deserve to be on this list.
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I also was completely flabbergasted to see the rock, paper, scissors contraption. It actually offended my delicate nature.
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First, I learned to count money with that game.
Second, I learned how to cheat/steal with that game. #games
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