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TBM-Fan
01/13/09

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They really should use a real life model cause i am not convinced that any girl actually likes to wear it
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Kaiser-Machead
01/14/09

@TBM-Fan: Especially since some do not wear bras, rendering this thing even less useful.
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Curves
01/13/09

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(Laughing to myself over people getting mad at each other on a post about breasts. Nice to see you guys take them so seriously, a subject near and dear to your heart, as it were.) Mammophiles.
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Kaiser-Machead
01/13/09

@Curves: It's one of those few timeless joys in our lives that never gets boring, no matter what the frequency of exposure.
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Curves
01/13/09

@Kaiser-Machead: I read a study once (someone actually funded this!) that said that men, in a controlled study, who watched breasts for 30 mins a day are happier and have lower blood pressure, etc. They listed all these benefits (someone actually FUNDED this!) Another unrelated, but equally funny study, the effects of second hand pot smoke. They put 10 people in a very small room with the equiv of like 20 joints burning and the reseachers seemed surprised when the test subjects got a contact buzz (someone actually funded these!). Who says science is boring?
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Kaiser-Machead
01/14/09

@Curves: Not I, that's for sure.
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Kaiser-Machead
01/13/09

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Hands do it just as well, and maintain a constant temperature. With the built-in voice command, you can also make requests. Massage perhaps.
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Kaiser-Machead
01/13/09

@Kaiser-Machead: Shut up you pervert.
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sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
01/13/09

@Kaiser-Machead: and dont for get the other commands like...
"take your hands off me, I have mace."

"dont meake me report you."

And my favorites,

"doesn't this violate the restraining order / your probation?"
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Kaiser-Machead
01/13/09

@sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: Of course these are generally the conditions of unauthorized access, however I was speaking strictly within the confines of consent, where things can just keep going, without the risk of having a cop take you back to his place, or cutting the evening short because you were blinded.
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MyPetFly
01/13/09

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So is that doll seeing anyone...?
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Purple Dave
01/13/09

@MyPetFly:
Yes. Howard Wolowitz.
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GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
01/13/09

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Hrmmm, this could help me out. Will it fit in my "Bro"?
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zenpoet
01/13/09

@PorkchopSandwiches!_GitEmSteveDave: I think the Mankini is better marketed.
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GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
01/13/09

@zenpoet: The garment, or the guy on The Soup?
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zenpoet
01/13/09

@KesselRunner_GitEmSteveDave: Both. Though the Manzire was also a good product. Really, with those three choices, manboob has a lot of choices for coverage and support.
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Curves
01/13/09

@zenpoet: Term "Manboobs" is outdated. The new mill term is "moobs" which also have "mipples".
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GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
01/13/09

@Curves: I like Moobs, but my nipples are still nipples.
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zenpoet
01/13/09

@Curves: I don't know, because moobs sounds like something I might like, whereas I am absolutely positive that I do not like manboobs. Its all about the evocative description.
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Curves
01/13/09

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Breasts are one of the LAST parts of a womans body that will get cold, so if they are chilled, this isnt going to help the root problem, put on a parka. (And we all know what happens when laydees get cold, do you really want that to be "fixed"?)
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ludwigk
01/13/09

@Curves: I read on some website that heating your breasts was a way to increase bloodflow and certain hormone production to that area, which is done to promote breast tissue growth. This is one of those "natural enhancement" methods which may or may not work better than prayer, etc. I say its the thought that counts!
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TheSonOfKrypton
01/13/09

@ludwigk: I seriously doubt that. Let's back up and look at the claims that website made dude. Heating a breast would cause thermoreceptors in its tissue to alert the hypothalamus that changes in external environment are introducing error in the breast temperature set point. In the interest of homeostasis, what does the brain command at this point? That's right, a return to normality. Therefore, the hypothalamus would order an immediate vaso-constriction of epithelial blood vessels (in an attempt to reduce heat transfer rate and bring the breast tissues temperature down), serving to REDUCE bloodflow, not INCREASE it. Therefore, all that shit you read is, effectively, bullshit. I fucking hate marketers.
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sxr7171
01/13/09

@TheSonOfKrypton: Gee genius, maybe you should know some basic things about thermoregulation. Constriction occurs in outer vessels when it is cold to keep the warm blood in more interior vessels and hence preserve heat. When it is warm the exterior vessels dilate to release heat to the environment. I would say: "duh, haven't you ever taken a warm shower and noticed that your skin turns pinkish/reddish?" What do you think is causing that genius? Leave basic physiology for students of 6th grade "health" class and maybe you won't make such a fool of yourself.
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Kaiser-Machead
01/13/09

@sxr7171: Science fights are not as potentially sexy as cat fights, unless they're about the science of sex somehow.

Now, if you were to both get your Bunsen burners and start spraying flames at each other, that would rock.
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weatherman
01/13/09

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A USB breast pump would be more practical.
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