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Everything You Need to Piss Away Your Weekend Watching the Masters

Will Tiger Woods rebound from a few years of personal turmoil to bring home his fifth green jacket? I have no idea! But will you sit/lie on the couch and ingest as much slow-moving athletic action as possible this weekend? Yes, you will, and here's how you're going to be a total sloth about it. » 4/05/12 9:00pm 4/05/12 9:00pm