I had a minor heart attack/major heart palpitations today when Gizmodo's Brent Rose (whom we all affectionately call Ace) told me that The Smiths were going to be on SNL next week. It's not true! Put away the eyeliner, fellas!
If you use Google Earth to look up the Salfords Lads Club in Manchester, England, you'll find a famously coiffed squatter in this virtual world. Punch in "St Ignatius Walk, M5 3RX" on 3D Buildings mode and you'll see a pixelated incarnation of Morrissey, The Smiths' loud-mouthed pontificator, forever standing smugly.