The Dangers of Holding Your Wii While Wanking

As hot as a girl playing the Wii can be (Very NSFW link!) » 9/25/08 7:00pm 9/25/08 7:00pm, it is imperative that you wait for some real private time before touching yourself in an impure manner. And for the love of God—do not keep the Wii controller in your hand when you do it. Actually, it is best to just leave it in another room altogether. As…

The Wrong Door: If Terry Gilliam Directed Transformers as a TV Variety…

Leave it to the BBC to introduce a show about robots attacking humans and generally making a mess of the landscape that's both funny and tailor-made for the ADHD audience. The Wrong Door » 8/25/08 8:00pm 8/25/08 8:00pm is a violent, live-action prone to the same breezy matter-of-factness that made Terry Gilliam's interludes both funny and…