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    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    Is it wrong to want to punch that guy in the face? #theeroticaphone
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    Image of James Kinney James Kinney
    11/16/09

    @Anrkist: and take his phone! #theeroticaphone
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    Sticks Calhoun promoted this comment James Kinney was starred James Kinney was unstarred
    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    A quick google search of the 800-number results in some interesting reading. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    Actually, ear full of cleavage feels good. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    now if she were only bacon-flavored, we'd have something.... #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/16/09

    @fuzzymuffins: There's an app[liable lubricant] for that.

    [gizmodo.com] #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    Let everyone know you're a cunning linguist, today! #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    If this thing can forward calls, I am re-outfitting my office. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    So, in 1984, that young exec was bragging to his former frat brothers about how he makes more money than God, spends it all on blow, and has a sweet new boobie-phone.

    Anyone else find it ironic that this product can be ordered from a company based out of Mission, Kansas? #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    I think it'd provide aural sex rather than oral sex.

    I'm surprised that it only plugs into the wall and doesn't let you plug-in. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/16/09

    @Nathan Obbards: Hey, at least they didn't go the extra mile for realism and design it to make your ear bloody a few days each month, one way or another.

    Y'know, by, like, inexplicably cranking up the volume on you? #theeroticaphone
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    Image of RandomDesign RandomDesign
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    Ugh, the NSFW warning is nice but you put the NSFW image on the main page... #theeroticaphone
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment RandomDesign was starred RandomDesign was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/16/09

    @RandomDesign: Fixing that. Sorry there. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of RandomDesign RandomDesign
    11/17/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Heh thanks. Thankfully I was at home, my work is extremely touchy about stuff like that after having to fire someone last year for what can only be described as epic porn surfing at work. ;) #theeroticaphone
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