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frigg
02/20/09

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I like those early American diner toasters that carry your bread on a conveyer belt around a heating element, and plop it down at the end as toast.
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HunterRadashack
02/20/09

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Sure wish Yanko designs were actually you know, for sale instead of being fancy renders.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/20/09

@HunterRadashack: I wish I could sit around all day getting paid to dream up vaporware...
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Ruthless, If you let me
02/20/09

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How do you pop the bread out when you mistakenly set the timer too long? I don't imagine I can get my fingers/fork in there without burning my fingers to pull it out in time to save it from a charred skin that is overtoasted toast.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/20/09

@BullLifter: Grab it at the base and tilt it on it's side. Problem solved!
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Ruthless, If you let me
02/20/09

@Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: Then all the crumbs come with it!
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/20/09

@BullLifter: But of course. How else are you going to clean your toaster?
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subryu
02/20/09

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Our future is one piece of toast at a time? I don't know if I want to be a part of that.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/20/09

@subryu: In the future one slice of toast a day is all you'll be allowed.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/20/09

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In the future my personal manservant android will have a shoulder-mounted laser to toast my bread as part of it's morning duties.

Later in the day it will use that same laser to take pot shots at the neighborhood children while shouting GET OFF MY LAWN! with it's chilling robot voice..
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G.O.D.
02/20/09

@Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: I would like a Womanservant thank you very much!! But will do much of the same things only sexier.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/20/09

@Hiroak: Oh, I'll have the womanservant too. 'She' just won't be outfitted with lasers. I don't need to be the victim of any accidental discharges while in mid robo-coitus...
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
02/20/09

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I want a toaster that will make grilled cheese sandwiches in it.
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TheCrudMan
02/20/09

@Lite: thinks they will listen to Reason (tm):

Yes if only there was some sort of toaster and oven combination....

But seriously the only way to get a good grilled cheese is to you know...grill it.
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
02/20/09

@TheCrudMan: I don't want a toaster oven. I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.
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CrispyAardvark
02/20/09

@Lite: thinks they will listen to Reason (tm):

I was going to suggest Toaster Bags, but I'm guessing the reply would be "I don't want [insert suggestion], I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.

So instead, may I suggest someone invents a toaster that injects the hot cheese between two slices of toast? A nice big cheese button next to the heat level dial should do it...
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
02/20/09

@CrispyAardvark: See, now you're getting it.

I want the grilled cheese sandwich with the convenience of a toaster. I don't want to scrape cheese off the panini maker, I don't want to clean toaster bags. I just want it to toast a sammich perfectly.

Plus, then I don't have to have a toaster, toaster over, and panini maker. It'd do it all.
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Kaiser-Machead
02/20/09

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No. No

It must teleport the slice of bread to my plate, and upon reentry into this reality, the superheated particles instantly heat the bread, so the bread is nice and toasty when it rematerializes on the plate. Screw you Yanko, you vapor-puffing industrial-chugging scribble monkeys.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
02/20/09

@Kaiser-Machead: How about you can teleport your bread and an egg at the same time? So you get french toast on your plate?
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CrispyAardvark
02/20/09

@Woot!-Off_GitEmSteveDave:

Don't forget perfect portions of butter and real warmed Maple Syrup.

Hang on, I've seen something like this on that Star Wars Trek TV series, with the bald english shakespear guy haven't I?
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/20/09

@CrispyAardvark: Make it so!
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
02/20/09

@CrispyAardvark: Speaking of Maple Syrup, has anyone checked out the amazing recipe for a drink created by our very own OMG!Ponies for a drink called "The Flapjack"? His sadly doesn't include butter.
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