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10 Toasters of the Future
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10 Toasters of the Future |
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Later in the day it will use that same laser to take pot shots at the neighborhood children while shouting GET OFF MY LAWN! with it's chilling robot voice..
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Yes if only there was some sort of toaster and oven combination....
But seriously the only way to get a good grilled cheese is to you know...grill it.
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I was going to suggest Toaster Bags, but I'm guessing the reply would be "I don't want [insert suggestion], I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.
So instead, may I suggest someone invents a toaster that injects the hot cheese between two slices of toast? A nice big cheese button next to the heat level dial should do it...
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I want the grilled cheese sandwich with the convenience of a toaster. I don't want to scrape cheese off the panini maker, I don't want to clean toaster bags. I just want it to toast a sammich perfectly.
Plus, then I don't have to have a toaster, toaster over, and panini maker. It'd do it all.
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It must teleport the slice of bread to my plate, and upon reentry into this reality, the superheated particles instantly heat the bread, so the bread is nice and toasty when it rematerializes on the plate. Screw you Yanko, you vapor-puffing industrial-chugging scribble monkeys.
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Don't forget perfect portions of butter and real warmed Maple Syrup.
Hang on, I've seen something like this on that Star Wars Trek TV series, with the bald english shakespear guy haven't I?
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