Make a network of them going across the nation, each daisy chained to the next, with the first one plugged into the USB port of an old beaten-up Compaq Presario running Windows ME, loaded with AOL, WeatherBug, and Gator, Norton SystemWorks, and WebShots, plugged directly into a nuclear generator.
Then, with the spare USB ports, run USB-powered fans against USB-powered heaters and USB-powered cup warmers against USB-powered coolers. Any spare USB ports will be filled with Humping Dogs.
Then, after it's all set up, run one last USB cable from one of the hubs to the LHC. Boot up the Compaq and tell the UN that if they don't hand over ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS, you'll let the Compaq finish its boot sequence. They have one hour to comply.
if i had this i feel like i would want to touch everything to get its temp... like when you get your first stop watch and you time everything that happens... even stuff that doesnt need to be timed... like recess football games
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11/26/08
Then, with the spare USB ports, run USB-powered fans against USB-powered heaters and USB-powered cup warmers against USB-powered coolers. Any spare USB ports will be filled with Humping Dogs.
Then, after it's all set up, run one last USB cable from one of the hubs to the LHC. Boot up the Compaq and tell the UN that if they don't hand over ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS, you'll let the Compaq finish its boot sequence. They have one hour to comply.
11/26/08
11/26/08
Have some coffee. The caffeine will even you out and put you in a better mood.
11/26/08
A hub in every port!
11/17/08
Ah, Yanko. Like always, beautiful but fundamentally flawed.
11/17/08
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