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    Image of Kimistry Kimistry
    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    "After reporting it to police, she noticed a strange email in her outbox."


    Don't you mean "inbox"?

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    03/24/09

    @Kimistry: If she had GMail as her default, it would be in the Sent folder. So outbox is pretty accurate.
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    Image of sdowney83 sdowney83
    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    God I hate thugs.


    They're ancestors work hard for civil liberties, and they throw it all away because "dey all balla's!"


    Seriously, they need to knock it off. They make it exponentially harder for hard working minorities to be successful.

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    03/24/09

    @sdowney83: I blame children. They are just horrible now-a-days, no matter what race and/or creed they come from, especially if they smoke real cigarettes.

    You would think after almost killing people, this Grandmother/Mother/Neighbors should have been allowed to beat this kid, but HE'S protected.



    But he learned his lesson, right?
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    Image of Dayv Dayv
    03/24/09

    @sdowney83: Your racism and your grammar both suck.
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    03/24/09

    @dayv: And here come the PC police...


    STFU and GTFO. bitch.

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    Image of Saboth Saboth
    03/24/09

    @dayv:


    Grammar looks fine to me, and excuse me if you can't say someone is a thug just because they are black. Sorry, that punk is a thug, and he does set back race relations and enforce negative stereotypes. Just like if I see some idiot white guy on tv talking about white power, I say the same thing.

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    03/24/09

    @Saboth: Bravo, obviously I am lacking in patience today...
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/24/09

    @dayv: Yes, say something a person doesn't agree with and it's immediately racism. Don't touch it! It's an electrified rail.


    Racism doesn't end when we all are too embarrassed to talk about what we think or feel. Racism ends when it doesn't matter, and people can talk about their experiences without being labeled a racist.


    If I said a mexican that entered the country illegally robbed my house, ate my food, and destroyed my property, people would call me a racist. Even if all of the above are true and factual.


    If I said I hate black 'thugs' and that they're doing their own race a disservice. People would call me a racist.


    If I said I hate ignorant redneck meth-mouthed trailer trash because they refuse to do anything with their lives. People would call me a fucking hero...or throw their RC Cola and Moon Pies at me. Then Toby Keith would write a song about sicking the Taliban on me.

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    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    It's sad when a kid thinks all he can get out of life is an iphone. Anyway, I hope he really learns a lesson. Most kids who go to jail just become better criminals.
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    03/24/09

    @The original Mr. Who v.2.0.1: What do you mean "kid"? He's 18 years old.
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    03/24/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: "What do you mean "kid"? He's 18 years old."


    The original Mr. Who v.2.0.1 is probably an older gentleman, hence the use of the term 'kid' when describing this young rapscallion..

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    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    4:30 a.m. on an empty subway platform and she's playing with her iPhone. And he's the idiot?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/24/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Yeah, even I keep my gadgetry hidden if I find myself traveling the MTA labyrinth that late/early.
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    03/24/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Unwise perhaps, but not necessarily an idiot. The idiot is the person who feels that it is their right to mug/rob/beat/shoot someone because they can.


    The victim is merely foolish for being there in the first place.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/24/09

    @Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know.: I disagree.


    The rule to live by is that if you're on the subway at 4 a.m., you shouldn't be listening to an iPod, your gizmos should be in your bag, and your hand should be in your pocket, right by your keys. If something seems sketchy, put the key ring around your finger so that you'll have a weapon at the ready and LEAVE THE AREA.


    I'd rather lose the $2 for the subway ride than get mugged. She was at 5th Avenue and 57th Street, waiting for the N. The platform is unguarded. It's just not a safe stop to be on and she shouldn't have been at that stop at that hour.


    If she was leaving a bar, she should have gone to Times Sq. which has a helluva lot more people. She could walk down 5th Ave which always has traffic and then down 42nd which also always has traffic. Instead, she went to a low-traffic stop at a zero-traffic time and stood on a platform where there was no one.


    If she was leaving work, she should have taken a cab and expensed it to her job. Most employers are pretty cool about expensing a $20 if it keeps a worker from getting mugged.


    Also, where the hell were her friends? Whose idea was it to let a Japanese woman (I mention that based on the petite size of the Japanese women I've met) get on the subway alone in the middle of the night? Either offer her a place to crash or escort her to a safe subway stop.


    I'm not saying that she should be blamed for getting mugged but the incident was completely avoidable. I've been living in NYC for well over 15 years. And I've got plenty of experience going out, getting drunk, and riding the subway home. At 5'3" and nebbishy, I've still never been mugged.


    At that hour, you need to be on the lookout for trouble. You can't listen to music because you need to hear if anyone is around. And you can't give people a reason to want to steal something from you. As sterile as NY has become, you can still get into trouble - even in midtown Manhattan.

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    03/24/09

    @Kaiser 'Won't Play Crisis' Machead:


    shit man i live in San Jose, the safest big city in america, and even I don't advertise to the world that I have gear.


    It's really annoying having to take down the GPS after every use... but not as annoying as not having it anymore.


    I found a hidden switch in my car that lights a red LED on on the dash - a fake car alarm. Weird, right?

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    03/24/09

    @nutbastard (Everyone come to snowmodo!!!): Now that you've spread the word, your LED fake alarm is useless. :O
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    03/24/09

    @nutbastard (Everyone come to snowmodo!!!): NPR had a piece this morning on the most effective way to stamp out car radio theft:


    Car makers started putting in quality CD audio systems. People had no reason to replace them. And nobody steals a factory-installed radio.

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/24/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Like I said, she was foolish. She made many bad decisions about where she was, what she was doing, and her general awareness of her situation.


    Keys are OK, but I carry pens to stab people with. That way I can still get in my home if I have to stab someone.


    I used to carry a knife, but it's a pain to hide it where you won't get wanded/patted down. (Grivory helps w/ the metal detectors at airports, but god forbid you get a patdown ya know? And some employers frown upon such things in the office. So, pens are easier to come by, give you less hassle from cops, and work just as well at stabbing/scratching/gouging. You also don't feel bad if you have to leave a pen behind. Keys and knives can be expensive/inconvenient to replace.


    At any given point in time I'm pretty much very well armed though.


    But, you're right. She broke rule #1 of survival. Don't be there. She made herself look like a victim, and a victim worth assaulting no less.


    But, I still think that people who are so uncivilized as to attack others are true idiots though. One day they'll hit the wrong person and seriously pay for it.


    @nutbastard (Everyone come to snowmodo!!!): Not only are my windows tinted so that you cannot see items in the car to begin with, but nothing gets left out in the open, not even change.


    However San Jose isn't all that far from E. Palo Alto...

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    Image of Hyman Decent Hyman Decent
    03/24/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: 5th Avenue and 57th Street are two different subway stops on the N/W/R lines. 5th Avenue is at 60th and 59th Streets. 57th Street is at 7th Avenue. (For those who may not know, by the way, the 5th Avenue stop is the one closest to the open-24/7 Apple Store.)


    So, you live in NYC even though you work in Garden City? Is it really worth paying NYC rent (not to mention NYC income tax) to live in NYC when you don't work here?

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    03/24/09

    @Hyman Decent: I'm renting from a friend at rates far below market. And with TransitChek, my commute comes from pretax dollars. I'm also making more in Garden City than in the City which pays a relatively low rate for the kind of law I practice.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    Well at least he's not as dumb as one of my neighbors. He broke into his mother's apartment and stole all of her jewelry, and tried to sell a lot of it around the same neighborhood. His brother threw him off of a roof. I admit. I lol'd.
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    Image of MetallicaRat MetallicaRat
    03/24/09

    @Kaiser 'Won't Play Crisis' Machead: In real life?
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    03/24/09

    @MetallicaRat: Yes. I was 10 at the time. The only other time where I've known someone who was thrown off a roof was because he cheated people in a "numbers hole" where bookies run illegal lottery for the mob. At that time, my neighborhood was pretty friggin bad.
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    03/24/09

    @Kaiser 'Won't Play Crisis' Machead: Also, the roof wasn't apartment complex roof. It was a smaller house. He lived, just not well.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/24/09

    @Kaiser 'Won't Play Crisis' Machead: Man, I know what you mean. Once, in whitebread midwest where I was raised, they accidentally put mars bars bits in my blizzard, when clearly I ordered oreo bits motherfucker. I coulda capped a bitch that day.


    Word.

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    03/24/09

    @Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know.: Why didn't you call 911? Don't you know that when a fast-food establishment gets your order wrong, you should call 911?
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    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    Holly shit, batman... The thief is THE SPIDERMAN.... Oh my gowd!!!
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    03/24/09

    @Pretolo: J. Jonah Jameson was right. He is a menace.
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    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    Looks like 'ol Dacquan got himself Fukuda'd real good there..
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    Can we get detailed instructions on how to get the iPhone to make a CC of any email sent out, which is sent to your own email account. There was the story on Consumerist a few weeks back about some guy who got his Dad's lost phone back after the guy uploaded. [consumerist.com] .This seems like it helps you get back your iPhone or at least have some idea who has it now.
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    03/24/09

    @Single-n-Bitter_GitEmSteveDave: If you use GMail as your default account, it's automatically in your Sent box.
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    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    Also, don't threaten to kill the person who you mugged. You're just adding bullet points to your rap sheet and years on your sentence.
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    03/24/09

    @m4ximusprim3: sentance?
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    03/24/09

    @m4ximusprim3:


    I'll admit it, you had me fooled

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    Image of Lasarett Lasarett
    03/24/09

    In reply to If You Steal Somebody's iPhone and Don't Know How to Use It, You'll Go to Jail
    Why would he want a photo of himself anyway? Can't he just look in a mirror?
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    03/24/09

    @Lasarett: Post it on his Facebook page. You know how those people are.
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    03/24/09

    @Single-n-Bitter_GitEmSteveDave: What do you mean, "those people"?
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    03/25/09

    @Hyman Decent: @Tarv: I meant facebookers.
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Thief Cleans Out a Desk, But Leaves the Zune Behind
    Not fake enough.
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    Image of xaronax xaronax
    02/10/09

    In reply to Thief Cleans Out a Desk, But Leaves the Zune Behind
    I am officially removing this blog from my shortcut bar, and relying solely on Ars Technica for my gadget news. The apple fanaticism has worn me out. Good day sirs, I say good day.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/10/09

    @xaronax: Don't slip in the big puddle of your tears, and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.


    Fanboyism annoys me as much as anyone else, but wow, cry like a bitch much?

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    02/10/09

    In reply to Thief Cleans Out a Desk, But Leaves the Zune Behind
    Linking to collegehumor.com? Kinda feels like it's one more nail in coffin of credibility...
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    02/10/09

    @ZombieRace: they've been doing that since day one. get off your high horse.
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    02/10/09

    @detraya: High horse? How am I on a high horse.


    So if they've been doing it since day one, are you pretty much saying they've never had any credibility?

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    02/10/09

    @ZombieRace:


    the entire coffin is made of nails.

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    Image of SegamanXero SegamanXero
    02/10/09

    In reply to Thief Cleans Out a Desk, But Leaves the Zune Behind
    He takes the head phones from the zune... so in other words the head phones are apparently of more value then the unit itself. pretty funny!


    We all know that the zune is at least more valuable then that... right? right?

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    02/10/09

    In reply to Thief Cleans Out a Desk, But Leaves the Zune Behind
    I smell a shoop! you can tell by the fuzzy lines and his shadow was off. And also the fact that zunes only exist in fantasy shoops because no one is dumb enough to own one. a shoop with a zune in someones hand = a shoop on Cher's body. after autotune.
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    02/10/09

    @jzisko: You know, in some states it's legal to kill a man for saying "shoop" that many times.
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