This will get "accidently" left in womens changing or locker rooms, and then retreived from the club "Lost and Found" 31 hours later by a very happy and excited guy who better have a good story about how it got there in the first place.
@Nick, @The Swiftman: OMG, wtf are you two saying? I LOVE Paula Poundstone! One of her taped comedy specials is one of the most perfect hours of comedy I've ever experienced. I have watched parts of that near-genius performance over and over and, even though I know the punchlines that are coming, I still laugh giddily.
@BlueLabCoatWanting_GitEmSteveDave: I'm surprised I get anything done at all. I'm commenting left and right, and all of a sudden I realize I've been inadvertently doing my work in between and I'm like "holy crap, I'm finished?" Thanks Gizmodo, you help to streamline my workday.
@Kaiser-Machead: You know you are spending too much time on Giz when your body starts developing an instinctive 20 minute timer to check for the next article.
@BlueLabCoatWanting_GitEmSteveDave: I would try those other Gawker sites but I'd be afraid my writing would get redundant/confused from not be able to tell the sites apart.
Or simply leave your tie dangling from a hanger to catch Marie and John having sex on your swivel chair, because you found mysterious residue around your work station the previous morning.
.. and how badly is he playing if he hasn't cleared at least 2 of those 6 bottom rows by now. (I'm giving the benefit of the doubt that he's waiting for a straight piece for the other 4).
Also the space invaders guy isn't firing through his own shields.
I think you could actually pull off that asteroids tie. Its not near as overt as the others. I think most would just pass it off as a repeating pattern.
@tande04: The subtlety is nice. I'd like to see a tetris one where the tie is fully filled with blocks. Unsuccessfully filled of course, cause otherwise it'd just disappear.
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it's called a bra.
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.. and how badly is he playing if he hasn't cleared at least 2 of those 6 bottom rows by now. (I'm giving the benefit of the doubt that he's waiting for a straight piece for the other 4).
Also the space invaders guy isn't firing through his own shields.
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But I won't. Ever. Under any circumstances. (It's even stipulated in my will: do NOT bury me in a suit and tie.)
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*pass it off as an ugly repeating pattern.