Wear This LED Tetris Tie To Any Job Interview and You're Hired

Navy robotics engineer Bill Porter designed and built this fantastic Tetris-playing LED tie in a mere four hours to impress a roomful of eighth graders. But the wonderful LED light show that automatically plays Tetris on its own should impress anyone who's ever had to kill time at work, and didn't have access to… »6/26/13 3:01pm6/26/13 3:01pm

The Flask Tie: Because Drinking on the Job Wasn't Easy Enough

No longer do the office drones of the world have to bury their hooch deep inside a drawer, or hide it inside a hollowed-out annual report. This stylish microfiber neckcessory known as the Flask Tie's got a six ounce pouch hidden in the longer hanging part, and an easy access straw tucked away in the short bit. »12/13/12 1:20pm12/13/12 1:20pm

USB Fan Tie: First Practical Use of a Necktie in History

We're so helpful, trying to keep you cool this summer, and Thanko steps in to assist with this USB necktie with a geeky-looking fan nestled inside its Windsor knot. If you don't mind being chained to your desk, this might help evaporate a modicum of sweat in even the steamiest of situations. That is, if the fan on… »8/09/07 3:10pm8/09/07 3:10pm