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09/30/09
09/30/09
I guess you lost that fight.
09/30/09
the papers will be alerted and i will be the talk of the town. i will throw an upscale dinner party to commemorate the arrival of this uber chic rug. the dinner guests will all be amazed by its sophistication and pat my buttocks with envious vigor. i will get rave reviews and be invited on martha stewart's show. i will make a joke about the lost elegance of doilies and she will laugh. suddenly the talks with iran will progress and mr president, very hairy jake gyllenhall, and anonymoose will gather together and drink boxed wine carefully by my new rug.
thank you, he-man battle cat painted rug. thank you.
09/30/09
09/30/09
09/30/09
Maybe I'll paint my own nostalgia...
09/30/09
09/06/09
09/04/09
Might as well throw out that I hate SF too. They claim to have no polution because the sea breeze blows it ALL over here. We actually have a sickness names after "us", "Valley Fever". Maybe that's why we have one of the highest autism rates in the nation, but I digress. What were we talking about?
09/05/09
In this day and age if a kid isn't cool he obviously must be autistic. If he sucks at school he must have ADD. The list goes on and on and on.
09/05/09
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09/05/09
It's obvious that you are one of the people that perpetuate this waste of time. Lazy kids and or parents that can't accept the fact that their kid is an idiot results in good kids falling through the cracks and the kids that actually need the help have to deal with less of it.
Some kids are stupid. Some kids are lazy. But more often than not the parents are to blame for not taking responsibility for their children and blaming everyone and everything else for their kids problems.
09/05/09
09/06/09
@madog: Define "They" in SF, or we hate you back for your fabricated pile of bullshit. Btw, you might want to look into the links between autism and pesticides or thimerosal in common vaccines before you start imagining the weather from San Francisco moving South. Either way, you certainly win the douche bag of the day award...congrats.
09/04/09
09/04/09
@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: You know, I'd rather face fires any day than the shit you have to deal with.
09/04/09
Don't think that Woodstock was for nothing. "Everything has its purpose." ;)
Besides, I like to think that I live in the safe, sane side of the Bay Area, and that would be San Jose. :P
09/04/09
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09/04/09
I've been through several of these fires and have been evacuated three times. A friend of mine had their house burned down in the last one. It doesn't sway us.
I must say though that the overabundance of hippie liberals get on my nerves sometimes but every place has it's share of pests.
BTW, I'm not even a California native.
09/04/09
09/04/09
Sometimes the smoke is so thick, that even all the way into southern Nevada, it blocks out the sun over Vegas, like the fires of Mt. Doom blots out the sky over Mordor and Gondor.
There was this one fire a few years back (2003/2004 or something), that made the daytime sky look like just after sunset . . . at high noon. It was dark all day for two or three days.
There was this other year where I was on the outskirts of town, watching the dark cloud of smoke coming in from the distance, I could just imagine the armies of Mordor marching on Las Vegas under the cover of the artificial darkness.
Of course knowing Vegas, they'd just welcome the hordes of Mordor with open arms, and turn the entire thing into a family themed attraction at the Las Vegas Hilton . . . Middle-Earth: The Experience.
07/06/09
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05/19/09
05/19/09
Everything is BIG down in Tehas, even the view!
05/19/09
"'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth." is footnoted by his observation: "An unassailable truth."
05/19/09
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05/19/09
OR, that it wasn't created by any one ... I find that FAR more awe inspiring and interesting.
I used to be a born again Bible literalist many years ago...and now I'm agnostic with occasional bouts of atheism. Believing "God" did it is such a cop out to THINKING about stuff. Just have "faith" and accept XXX as the truth. No thanks....
05/19/09
05/19/09
If this is IT..not a prelude to an eternal existence in some spiritual realm...then man...you BETTER make it count and have some meaning. We are responsible for making our life have meaning, it's not something external.
05/19/09
And they presume to look down their noses at Atheists and Agnostics because we couldn't possibly have any sense of right or wrong without some sort of higher power to put it there.
05/19/09