Important Tin Foil Hat Testing, For Crazies

First of all, it's not a tin foil hat. It's a tin foil safety tuque. Second of all, it's finally been scientifically proven that it guards your brain from a wireless modem's signals. The jury's still out on mind control. » 5/11/10 10:00pm 5/11/10 10:00pm

Army Awards Contract for 'Thought Helmets' (Seriously, It's Tinfoil Hat…

From the "how the hell did we miss this" department comes word that the U.S. military is hard at work creating "thought helmets" » 9/21/08 11:00am 9/21/08 11:00am for its soldiers. If fully realized, this mind-interfacing piece of gear would allow for what plebeians would call magic, and Arthur C. Clark would call basic telepathy. The "good" news is…