Important Tin Foil Hat Testing, For Crazies

First of all, it's not a tin foil hat. It's a tin foil safety tuque. Second of all, it's finally been scientifically proven that it guards your brain from a wireless modem's signals. The jury's still out on mind control. » 5/11/10 10:00pm 5/11/10 10:00pm

Tin Foil Sanctuary Shields Crazy From Pesky World Built Upon Logic

When a clearly sane man couldn't convince his wife to line their home in tinfoil, he moved his most prized possessions into the garage. » 3/03/10 6:40pm 3/03/10 6:40pm

Finally, the Tin Foil Hat Gets Upgraded for the 21st Century

Good news, crazies! There's a new update to your tried-and-true tin foil hat which promises to "stop aliens from abducting humans." Finally! The website gives you full instructions on how to construct a Stop Abductions helmet of your own using only a pair of scissors, a highlighter, a yardstick, a paper plate, a roll… » 12/04/07 11:15am 12/04/07 11:15am