Finally, the Tin Foil Hat Gets Upgraded for the 21st Century

Good news, crazies! There's a new update to your tried-and-true tin foil hat which promises to "stop aliens from abducting humans." Finally! The website gives you full instructions on how to construct a Stop Abductions helmet of your own using only a pair of scissors, a highlighter, a yardstick, a paper plate, a roll of… » 12/04/07 11:15am 12/04/07 11:15am