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    The Folding Titanium Spork Is the Ultimate Portable Eating Utensil

    This Mouse Costs $1200

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    Image of otko otko
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Folding Titanium Spork Is the Ultimate Portable Eating Utensil

    Geeyeah #foldingspork
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    Image of photophile photophile
    11/06/09

    @otko: I have a couple of those. They're amazing. #foldingspork
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    Image of otko otko
    11/06/09

    @photophile:

    I know right. They're perfect for everything. Long trips, kids, picnics, defending your spot in the cafeteria.
    I don't know why more normal forks don't have a slightly serrated edge. Sometimes using a knife is a pain in the ass. #foldingspork
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    Benguin promoted this comment otko was starred otko was unstarred
    Image of Benguin Benguin
    11/07/09

    @otko: Probably because a lot of idiots would cut the sides of their mouth and try to sue somebody. #foldingspork
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    11/07/09

    @Benguin: Good point. It would thrive in England then, where lawsuits have meaning and they spork you in the ass if you attempt a frivolous one. #foldingspork
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Folding Titanium Spork Is the Ultimate Portable Eating Utensil

    They're not as fancy as a titanium spoke however these will always be the ultimate in portable eating utensils... #foldingspork
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    Image of WrecklessRich WrecklessRich
    11/06/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: How did he take this picture? #foldingspork
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    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® promoted this comment WrecklessRich was starred WrecklessRich was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/06/09

    @WrecklessRich: It's funny you should ask. They have this new invention. It's the darndest thing. They call it a camera. You may have heard of it. I understand they're quite popular among the young folks these days, what with their Faceyspaces and Myplaces and such. It's all witchcraft and hokum if you ask me. You can do whatever you want on that interweb thing just make sure you stay the hell off my lawn. #foldingspork
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    Image of Twenty5 Twenty5
    11/06/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I think he meant how you took it when you have both of your hands there #foldingspork
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    11/06/09

    @Twenty5: @lawrence.kwok90: You know they also have this thing called sarcasm... #foldingspork
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    Image of Twenty5 Twenty5
    11/06/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: lol you are pretty bad at it then :-p #foldingspork
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    11/06/09

    In reply to The Folding Titanium Spork Is the Ultimate Portable Eating Utensil
    Utensils are for loosers... #foldingspork
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    11/06/09

    @nameSpencer: What do tighteners use? #foldingspork
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    11/06/09

    @dingus: Damn... I suck at double letters. bbulshitt #foldingspork
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    Image of smoke812 smoke812
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Folding Titanium Spork Is the Ultimate Portable Eating Utensil
    Great camping accessory, just needs a P-38 can opener added in there somewhere though. #foldingspork
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    11/06/09

    @smoke812: are you saying that this needs 2 can openers?
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    Image of kagekiri kagekiri
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Folding Titanium Spork Is the Ultimate Portable Eating Utensil
    Screw sporks, I'll take extendible chopsticks over them any day :P

    Unless that day is "steak day"...

    I wonder if chopsticks with similar head attachments built into the back could adequately replace all eating utensils I use every day. Forknifoon-sticks, or something.
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    Edited by kagekiri at 11/06/09 6:18 PM kagekiri was starred kagekiri was unstarred
    Image of Digo Digo
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Folding Titanium Spork Is the Ultimate Portable Eating Utensil
    Well, I guess I have to redo my bionic photoshop entry now. #foldingspork
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    Image of reluttr reluttr
    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    you know your mouse is expensive when it is shaped like an empty wallet. #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of Axelph Axelph
    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    After I took delivery of my $1200 Bluetooth mouse is made with grade 1 titanium, high-quality resin, and has a neodymium scroll wheel, Bono from U2 was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.

    Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.

    Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.

    What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.

    One heck of a mouse.

    Didn't notice any improvement in browsing and scrolling experience though.

    #BS
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment Edited by Axelph at 10/26/09 1:21 PM Axelph was starred Axelph was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/26/09

    @Axelph: Considering that oxygen is less than 30% of present-day earth's atmosphere, I'd say that much O2 in your home would not be beneficial.

    Bono coming to your home would be detrimental.
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    Edited by Kaiser-Machead at 10/26/09 1:57 PM Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    10/26/09

    @Axelph: How's that oxygen toxicity working for ya? #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of OfficerMike OfficerMike
    10/26/09

    @Axelph: Nice copy and paste job!
    [www.amazon.com] #intelligentdesignmouse
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    OCEntertainment promoted this comment OfficerMike was starred OfficerMike was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/26/09

    @OfficerMike: Maybe he's the same person.. #intelligentdesignmouse
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    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    If I have the money to plonk down on a $1200 mouse, then I have servants whose job it is to work on the computer. In which case, I'm not buying them a $1200 mouse. #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of Faceless.Troll Faceless.Troll
    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    That thing better give me a complimentary blowjob with every use. #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of fluidexistence fluidexistence
    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    Interesting, it kinda resembles a hoof.

    I thought Monster only did A/V peripherals? #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/26/09

    @fluidexistence: Robotic camel toe? #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of fluidexistence fluidexistence
    10/26/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Leaping lab-spawned labia, Batman! Did you see the size of those curtains? A MINISD could barely pass through those, let alone your average cybernetic member! #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    A horrendously ugly mouse, but a beautifully crafted industrial-grade clothespin. #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of Zerod Zunaro Zerod Zunaro
    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    At this price, all I have to ask is... does it shoots some god damned sharks with missles launcher and laserbeams?

    If not, I'll be eagerly disapointed. #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    10/26/09

    @Zerod Zunaro: Yeah, I can't wait to be disappointed either. #intelligentdesignmouse
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    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    Wow, Grade 1, the shittest of Titanium. My 6Al/4V Titanium ring is stronger. #intelligentdesignmouse
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/26/09

    In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
    It looks like the mouse is giving me a pre-emptive SSHH! #intelligentdesignmouse
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