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    Image of Kelvin Ong Kelvin Ong
    11/08/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I know it is a little bit too late for a translation (It has been one day)

    *Male interpreter*
    Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!

    *The girl speaks*
    When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!

    When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!

    When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!

    *Man interpreter comes back*

    B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES

    Ok it is a little bit short, but i hope it helps. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Duckspwn:Loves Approving Reds promoted this comment Kelvin Ong was starred Kelvin Ong was unstarred
    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Mother of God... #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    P3nnst8r was starred P3nnst8r was unstarred
    Image of blash blash
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I feel sad for women who feel like they have to buy this. There are quite a number of men who don't give two craps how big a woman's bust is when her personality is what really counts for long-term attractiveness and happiness.

    That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    blash was starred blash was unstarred
    Image of TheAlmeida TheAlmeida
    11/09/09

    @blash: Breasts are the central hub of the females womanship, it's not just a matter of beauty I think.

    Some woman have to remove their breasts due to cancer and others are born with little to no breasts. Imagine the equivalent in us guys... In those cases, I think it's valid (not just this product specifically, but cosmetic augmentation in general).
     Reply
    blash promoted this comment Edited by TheAlmeida at 11/09/09 6:36 AM TheAlmeida was starred TheAlmeida was unstarred
    Image of blash blash
    11/09/09

    @TheAlmeida: The complete removal (due to cancer or other reasons) is traumatic, just like it is in men. But size? Nope - it's not the size of the boat that counts but the motion of the ocean - and the same idea applies to women. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    blash was starred blash was unstarred
    Image of ludwigk ludwigk
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I like how the little inflatable pillows are called "God's Hand". As if He wasn't satisfied with the perkiness that he hath wrought, and decided to intervene. What a pal. *thumbs up* #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    ludwigk was starred ludwigk was unstarred
    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Thank you, Rosa, for asking that I watch this boob-laden video.

    I did my absolute best and kept my eyes (and an ear) open, but I did not spontaneously learn/understand Chinese, and thus cannot help answer your questions.

    Edit: Forgot the tag!

    #RosaRocks
     Reply
    Edited by Gordonium at 11/07/09 12:07 PM Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of Michael Michael
    11/07/09

    I think if I watch it enough times, I'll eventually learn Chinese. At least it's worth a shot...

    And yes, Rosa is the greatest thing to happen to Gizmodo since the Swedish mafia. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Michael was starred Michael was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @Gordonium: Oh, thank you so much for sitting through that long commercial and doing your best to help translate! So very kind of you. :) #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @Michael: I'm afraid that I'll have to do a few Google searches to figure out if that's a compliment or not... #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Michael Michael
    11/09/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Rosa, I was talking about the Gizmondo fiasco way back when--a soap opera that kept me glued to Gizmodo for at least 2 years. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Michael was starred Michael was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/09/09

    @Michael: Oh God. I'd blocked that from memory. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of chodaboy19 chodaboy19
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    What if 1 side fails to deploy? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Gordonium promoted this comment chodaboy19 was starred chodaboy19 was unstarred
    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/07/09

    @chodaboy19: Then you just play it off as a being a cancer survivor. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    The true measure of a women isnt the size of her breasts, but the size of the heart that beats beneath them.

    That being said, omg that vid was hilarious. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Image of joshl joshl
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Because I love you guys so much, I'll translate.

    It's Her. It's Her. It's Her!
    They're all the same "her", but her breasts has a BIG difference (pun?)

    At Work, it's a B cup.
    Pretty Beautiful.

    On the streets, it's B cup.
    Perfect for attractive people.

    At a party, it's a D Cup! (OMG Ponies!)
    Spicy Hot!

    This bra can go up in three steps: B, C and D cups.

    Before/After Shots...

    Celebrated in Europe. (something)... world's beautiful breast contest.

    (She's mine logo) Automatic pumping bra.

    Look at this. One press and it gets bigger.
    Bigger and Bigger.
    As big as you want, as big as it gets.

    Big! Big Big!
    (Before/After Shots)

    So big that even breast milk is coming out! (wtf?)

    it's like using your hands to push them up.
    This bra has passed some sort of international certifacte (o rly?)

    The inflateable part is called "God's Hand" in English, but it says "Space-Age hand" in Chinese. All it takes is a press to inflate it.

    Normal Magic Bras are too heavy. After a while, they sag down. (haha saggy tits!). It adds more weight to your straps too. So they aren't good breasts, but saggy breasts.
    But with "God's hands", 5 of them = the weight of a normal silicon breast thingy.

    Hey, It's actually trendy! It's comfortable! The bra has a safe feeling with no pressure.

    Hurry up and call the buy now!

    Hello! Hello! What are you wearing now? I'm wearing a B cup. What do you like? I wish my breast were a little bigger. And B cups are fine. Bigger breasts are every women's wish. What are your wish? Wow they're 3cm bigger! Can it get any bigger? Yes! Wow, it's even bigger my 2.5cm. Can it get even bigger? Of course! Do you want to try it? No, no they're big enough.

    There are 3 technologies in this bra: "God's hand" - hold your back up.
    That granny at 3:33 - They're excellent, I feel younger! (puke)
    The God's Hands are made from some Japanese natural material. They give off some sort of infrared-red radiation to increase blood circulation, and therefore your breats will grow bigger.
    Ugly woman at 3:54 - not only are they comfortable and healthly, my brasts are getting bigger too! #inflatablebracommercial
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @joshl: Woah. Thank you for actually doing that! #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of joshl joshl
    11/09/09

    @joshl: Sorry for my obviously bad English. I did this in a hurry. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    joshl was starred joshl was unstarred
    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Well, now I know who I'll hold on on a ship wreck. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of yogibimbi yogibimbi
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    why are you reaching for your wallet, Rosa? Breastically challenged?

    I couldn't imagine this being comfortable, I mean, breastesses pushed up constantly, squeezed out of the top of the bra? Ok, but this comes from the same gender which thinks stiletto heels are the most important aspect of emancipation, so I'd take it with a grain of salt... #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment yogibimbi was starred yogibimbi was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @yogibimbi: Ahem. Let's not get into that.

    PS: There are actually some really comfortable stilettos out there. ;) #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Mr.X. Mr.X.
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Almost perfect commercial. It has half-naked girls touching each other and growing boobs. How did they forgot to include girl mud-wrestling? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Mr.X. was starred Mr.X. was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @Mr.X.: Now I feel like I've failed you. I'll do my best to find something that includes mud-wrestling next time. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    At least you wouldn't have to worry about springing a leak... #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of maven2k maven2k
    11/07/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Hahaha that is the first thing I thought of when I watched that! Great minds think alike, heh. #inflatablebracommercial
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    "the girl with the measuring tape are included with the purchase or sold separately."

    @Rosa Golijan: So you want a young Asian girl following you around, measuring your boobs at random intervals? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I figure that it's about time that become socially acceptable. I mean, if a guy can constantly "readjust" while he's actually checking to make sure that everything's still in place, why can't I? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/08/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Yes but the guy usually readjusts himself. He doesn't have someone else doing it for him.. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/08/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Details, details.. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/08/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Well as a woman you could probably get away with it. You gals always go to the bathroom (marching in single file to hide your numbers like the Tusken Raiders) in groups so having your own personal bust-measurer wouldn't be all that far out of place. .. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Wait, what..?

    Why is the inflatable bladder called God's Hand? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I'm not weirded out by the content, but that's the fucking LONGEST commercial I've ever seen in my life. What's wrong with China? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    11/07/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Maybe it's their version of an infomercial. It could be worse, Vince from the Sham Wow commercial could be hawking these. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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