A Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Is So Gross

Cowabunga dude. Everything the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did was so freaking cool: hang out, eat pizza, crack jokes and fight bad guys. They're just like us! Or at least, who we wanted to be when we were kids. But after seeing this scientifically accurate ninja turtles, well, maybe not. Turtles can get gross. » 4/29/13 8:00pm 4/29/13 8:00pm

Krang Apron: Perfect for Ninja Turtle Soup Prep

Spending $150 on an apron that's bound to get splattered with grease and covered in stains sounds a little ridiculous, doesn't it? Not when it makes you look like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles supervillain Krang. Even those desperate for world domination can use the occasional R&R, and who knows, maybe grilled… » 4/17/13 2:20pm 4/17/13 2:20pm