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    Image of Spiny Norman Spiny Norman
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Bodum Bistro Toaster Might Actually Bounce
    Have you ever tried to make toast in a base camp below Everest? Damn chrome toasters keep slipping out of your hands. This is rugged, rugged I tell ya!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Bodum Bistro Toaster Might Actually Bounce
    Any kitchen appliance will sell with the awesome power of Vince Shlomi.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Bodum Bistro Toaster Might Actually Bounce
    "the nubby grips make me want to chuck the appliance across the room—while still hot—in a dangerous, impromptu kitchen football game full of as many burns as it is crumbs."

    xTreme Game Night at Mark's place. Everyone bring $3 to compensate Mark for the security deposit he's *clearly* not getting back.
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    Image of the-hq the-hq
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Bodum Bistro Toaster Might Actually Bounce
    looks like a nettop and the cd drive is loaded via the pushbutton ;)
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    Image of SuperNumberOne SuperNumberOne
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Bodum Bistro Toaster Might Actually Bounce
    I have that toaster, but in an aluminum model with holes in place of nubbins. It looks nice and toasts like a toaster should. It has a warming rack that I never thought I would use but have I ended up using it all the time.

    $80 dollars for a toaster you say? This, friends, is why you get married.
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    08/31/09

    @SuperNumberOne: but in the long run, getting married costs a lot more than $80
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Bodum Bistro Toaster Might Actually Bounce
    At least this will be easy to grip when my hands are wet when I make toast in the bathtub.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/31/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IndustrialStren...: Dear sir,

    I am interested in your practical and safe household innovations. Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    08/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Soon. I do recommend the liberal use of ropes and radiators.
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Bodum Bistro Toaster Might Actually Bounce
    Does this look to anyone ellse like a really big (2 slot) usb hub?
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    08/31/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: No.

    Now stop being such a nerd and make me some toast.
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    08/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Here is your toast...complete with special "sauce"...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Bodum Bistro Toaster Might Actually Bounce
    Frakking toaster!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Angry soldiers are 68% less likely to rape this kind of toaster, though.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Given that there is a 179% chance that a soldier on the Pegasus will rape any given thing, that's not much help.

    And if you try to point out this mathematical error to someone serving on the Pegasus, you'll probably be raped.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: "Hey, this spaghetti's cold! Can I get a hot one?"
    "NO."
    "I'll rape you!"
    "sigh... alright fine."
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:

    God frakking dammit! Who does a guy have to rape around here to get some rackspace?!

    How about the new rookie pilot? He hasn't been raped today.

    Good point. Hey Fireball - get over here so I can rape you!
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    Image of fanboy.took.my.star fanboy.took.my.star
    06/25/09

    In reply to Bake a Delicious, Healthy Pizza On Your Way to Work
    do we really need people cooking food while driving?
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    06/25/09

    @urbanturban666: Yeah. You don't want them eating it raw do you?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/25/09

    In reply to Bake a Delicious, Healthy Pizza On Your Way to Work
    You can cook a lot in a toaster oven, though I am not sure how hot this one gets. While Pizza IS the perfect food, you can do a lot other things with it too.
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    03/31/09

    In reply to Happy 100th Birthday To The Toaster


    Yeah toast!

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/31/09

    In reply to Happy 100th Birthday To The Toaster
    Toaster Day recipes:


    BLT:


    4 rashers of crisp bacon, split cross-wise

    3 slices beefsteak tomato

    4 leaves of romaine lettuce

    2 slices of white bread

    Hellman's mayonnaise


    Toast bread. Spread mayonnaise on bread. Stack lettuce, then tomato, then bacon on bottom slice, lining up where the sandwich will be cut in half. Put top slice on and cut cross-wise. Serve with a pickle spear.


    Latchkey Grilled Cheese.


    4 slices of processed American cheese (Velveeta or Kraft)

    2 slices of white bread

    Softened butter

    1 can Campbell's Tomato Soup


    Toast bread. While toasting bread, begin warming up soup. Spread butter on toast. Layer cheese slices on bread, leaving a little bit of room on margins. Microwave on high for 20 seconds. Cut diagonal. Serve with tomato soup.


    Both sandwiches are best eaten while playing video games.

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    Image of timak timak
    03/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: non grilled grilled cheese? blasphemy!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/31/09

    @timak: It's called "Latchkey Grilled Cheese" because us latchkey kids learned to zap up grilled cheese sandwiches in the microwave.


    @michaelportent: Put the bowl of soup on the floor beside you. It's assumed that you're sitting Indian-style on the floor, about 4 feet from the TV, which is the ideal way to play Legend of Zelda.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/31/09

    In reply to Happy 100th Birthday To The Toaster
    First of all, sliced bread is not much of an invention. The bread slicer - that's a great invention. And, while toast is great, the toaster is one of man's crowning achievements.


    Why do I like toast? Because it combines bread with fire. And the resulting toast is greater than the sum of its parts because it can carry soft butter and simultaneously be used as sop for egg yolk. And, of course, as stated, where there's toast there is also bacon.


    Lest we forget, bacon and toast are not just breakfast. They are half of one of the greatest sandwiches of all - the mighty BLT. Toasted white bread with a smattering of mayonnaise, carrying beefsteak tomato, crisp romaine lettuce, and crispy, warm, salty bacon. The merging of flavors, textures, sounds, and temperatures in such a simple form is unrivaled in the culinary world.


    To toast! To bacon! To sandwiches! To tomatoes! To lunch!

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    Image of Aunt_Snowman Aunt_Snowman
    03/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I have to disagree with your choice of beefsteak tomato. It's simply too juicy, and that threatens the crunch integrity of the toast and, dare I say, the bacon. Of course, you could separate the tomato from the bread with the lettuce layer, but ideally you want a little of the tomato to blend with the mayo, and I think mayo on bread next to tomato is ideal.

    I recommend using a roma tomato. Just as delicious, a little meatier, a lot less juicy.


    I think about sandwiches a lot.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/31/09

    @Aunt_Snowman: Remove the seed goop first. Most of the moisture comes from that goop and it adds no real flavor.
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    Image of redman042 redman042
    03/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Damn, you guys need your own show on the Food Network. I just ate lunch and you're already making me hungry again!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/31/09

    @redman042: I've been tempted to. I thought that Rev 3 was going to do a cooking show called "Ctrl-Alt-Chicken" but that was about the time I swore off Digg and Diggnation.


    Thanks for reminding me that I've been slacking on my blogging duties.

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    03/31/09

    In reply to Happy 100th Birthday To The Toaster
    **Toast** **Toast!** **TOAST!!**


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    Image of Nick Nick
    03/31/09

    In reply to Happy 100th Birthday To The Toaster
    i like the next iteration with the toaster oven. that bad boy makes toast and cooks whatever will fit in it.
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